Entertainment & Music - 23 September 2006

there is this black guy working and a white guy comes in smiling and the black guy goes "man why u always smiling?" and the white guy goes "i just got me some" and the black guy says "well what did u say 2 her?" the white guy says beautiful, beautiful, pretty as a dragonfly, i want to lay u down and make love 2 u. it didnt rhyme but... the black guy goes "ok" he goes home and tries the poem and he comes back the next day with a black eye and the white guy says "damn dog what happened 2 u?" the black guy goes "i recited the poem and she hir me" the white guy says "well what did u say?" and the black guy says nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog, i want to bend u over and do it to u like a dog.!!!!LOL

2006-09-23 21:46:31 · 8 answers · asked by mcwhiteboy6775 2 in Other - Entertainment

Starkle, starkle, little twink
Who the hell you be I think?
Some theople pink I'm under the affluence of incohol,
but I'm cervically pober, ossifer.

2006-09-23 21:44:54 · 21 answers · asked by miguelitabonita 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-23 21:44:21 · 9 answers · asked by Ce 1 in Polls & Surveys

At the final of the nudist women's doubles tennis match at Wimbledon a problem was noticed by the umpire.

When talking after the game to reporters he said " In all my years, I've never seem the crowds heads move up and down more than from side to side?

2006-09-23 21:43:51 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-23 21:41:48 · 57 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Naughty joke from the hedgehog ( Beware )?
This young lady goes into a tattoo parlour and explains to the bloke inside that she wants a tattoo put on her southern region?

The bloke say's "That's okay, but I'll need to numb it first"

The lady say's "Okay then"

So the bloke put his head between her legs and goes "Numb, Numb, Numb" with his tougue.

2006-09-23 21:40:55 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I love Kermit the Frog and think he's cute, What do you think?

2006-09-23 21:40:52 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Oh man just lost 5,lets party anyway!!!!

2006-09-23 21:38:12 · 31 answers · asked by E.B. 5 in Polls & Surveys

Woman goes into doctors and explains she has a major problem.

The doctor say's "What is it" ?

She explains she had three holes instead of one in the southern region?

So the doctor has a look then goes to his desk and take three plasters out.

She asks "Will this cure me"

The doctors say's "Don't know but it will stop you getting f*cked left, right and centre.

2006-09-23 21:37:40 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-23 21:36:52 · 12 answers · asked by tacohead 2 in Polls & Surveys

it seemed like it might have been 1980-82. I was about five. It wasnt a cartoon. It was spacelike-the characters had these slick looking jumsuits(like they were painted on) that were silver. they also had thes 2 long things with balls at the end coming out of their head. I loved watching them. Im 30 now and when ive brought it up with other people, no one seems to know what i am talking about. Please end this mystery. Also if you know what i am talking about and you know where i can get some clips let me know. Thanks to all who answer.

2006-09-23 21:36:41 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

...while in the British version, it's left in?

2006-09-23 21:34:02 · 2 answers · asked by grumpyfiend 5 in Movies

Pro Tools is a music recording software

2006-09-23 21:28:08 · 1 answers · asked by Art_jeko 2 in Music

2006-09-23 21:26:49 · 10 answers · asked by Greenfullmoon 2 in Polls & Surveys

What are you really proud of?

2006-09-23 21:26:30 · 26 answers · asked by Kicky 6 in Polls & Surveys

More lyrics...and artist, plz?

2006-09-23 21:23:58 · 5 answers · asked by CassH 2 in Music

I have seen several scary films (well I was told they were scary) Saw, Saw 2, An American Werewolf in London, anything with Bette Midler in. But what is the ultimate scariest film?

2006-09-23 21:23:29 · 58 answers · asked by Chris B 3 in Movies

when i chat in msn msger i always try to type 5 words as much as i can. like above sentense. is it wierd or does it make sense somehow?

2006-09-23 21:20:49 · 8 answers · asked by niceQ 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-09-23 21:17:58 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Hi lovely yahoo people, I was wondering if you were to have to chance to meet someone who would it be?
It can be any celebrity from TV, Film, A Bimbo, sport etc....Please let me know how they are famous.

Mine would be Sidney Poiter or James Earl Jones (Actors)
Thank you my yahoo friends.
Have a great day or night where ever you are.

2006-09-23 21:13:49 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-23 21:10:58 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

You know the big girl , queens of comedy, phat girls etc.., I heard about the thing on an American Airlines but is something new going on. I saw a prono of "The insider" with her talking about somebody pulling a gun on her. Anybody?

2006-09-23 21:10:44 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

http://www.radiojunior.com/images/hilaryduff29.jpg hillary duff before or after? http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/hilary_duff_fhm_small.jpg

lindsay lohan A OR B? http://www.showbizz.net/uploads/stars/lindsay_lohan.jpg http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/cms/2004/medium/Lindsay_Lohan_-_promo_2004_-_med.6765112.jpg

Sonny moore before or after? http://fftl.net/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/02222.jpg http://cdn-49.cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users12/daveymattsonnylover/default/msg-115436442492.jpg

2006-09-23 21:10:35 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Hello! I was thinking of going to see Garfield 2 today. Is it any good???

2006-09-23 21:10:30 · 12 answers · asked by Tom Singleton 2 in Movies

Ok, here's my poll.
Is Justin timberlake:
a) a very good drag act
b) an ex-choir boy castrated as a child
c) something else.
COme on. His voice is not natural! He had to be given voice lessons to sound masculine when playing a 10yr old boy!

2006-09-23 21:10:17 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-23 21:09:29 · 6 answers · asked by unquenchablethirst 2 in Polls & Surveys

I haven't...yet because I'm kind of a coward. I'm afraid that I would be abusing my voting privilege. But I've been VERY tempted!

2006-09-23 21:05:59 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

to Be yourself by supernova

plllleaaaase

someone must have a good link

2006-09-23 21:05:49 · 6 answers · asked by Kurt 3 in Music

2006-09-23 21:05:13 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-23 21:05:03 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies