Conversation heard on a plane.
Female: "I think everyone's asleep, lets go"
Male: OK
Sound of steps.]
Female: "This one's empty ... no-ones looking... you go in first"
Male: "It a bit cramped - let me sit down"
Female: "Have you got the condom? Quick - put it on"
Male: Yes
Sniff sniff
Female: "Ah perfume - you think of everything.This is great....." (long sigh)
*Static on the loud speaker then a new voice.
"This is the captain speaking, to those two people in the rear toilet. We know what you're doing and it is expressly forbidden by airline regulations...
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Now put those cigarettes out and take the condom off the smoke detector!"
2006-09-23 20:28:19 · 10 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one.....Pd.........funny.............you could have left the last sentence to the imagination of the boarders........hahahaha
2006-09-23 22:15:29 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....didn't expect that...
How's this?
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman
sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his
courage, he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively.
"Um, Would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?
To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs,
"No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"
Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the
guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks
back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walks
over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says,
"I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate
student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond
to embarrassing situations."
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do
you mean $200?"
2006-09-24 03:33:57 · answer #2 · answered by miracleMB 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LIKE OMG LMAO..
Goodmorning pd i see your enjoying your morning as usuall lol
naughty..but i aint complaining lol...you always seem to get me in the mood..i mean you always make me laugh and for that you get a 10
2006-09-24 05:36:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty darn good! I'll forward it to some friends who enjoy this kind of humor.
2006-09-24 03:34:20 · answer #4 · answered by Giovanni 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! Wow!
2006-09-24 03:32:21 · answer #5 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Surprise, surprise! LOL. 10.
This is a great joke! LOL.
2006-09-26 01:04:44 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dat was a good one.hahahaha
keep it commin dawg
2006-09-24 03:36:54 · answer #7 · answered by mark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-09-24 05:48:36 · answer #8 · answered by nt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rate 6.7
2006-09-24 05:24:08 · answer #9 · answered by BLW 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dats a cool one....hahahaahha...lols....
2006-09-24 04:01:57 · answer #10 · answered by riya 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋