one day Jesus comes across an angry, stone clenching mob encircling a screaming woman. 'what’s going on?' he demands. 'she’s an adulteress,' cries a voice. 'she must be stoned to death.'
'let he who is without sin cast the first stone,' replies Jesus, staring back at the crowd. at this, they fall silent, and one by one they shuffle off, ashamed. except for one little old woman who staggers up to the adulteress with a monster of a rock in her arms. she smashes it down on the other woman, killing her instantly. Jesus lets out a huge sigh and then says, 'you know, mom, sometimes you really piss me off.'
2006-09-22
10:59:40
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