one day Jesus comes across an angry, stone clenching mob encircling a screaming woman. 'what’s going on?' he demands. 'she’s an adulteress,' cries a voice. 'she must be stoned to death.'
'let he who is without sin cast the first stone,' replies Jesus, staring back at the crowd. at this, they fall silent, and one by one they shuffle off, ashamed. except for one little old woman who staggers up to the adulteress with a monster of a rock in her arms. she smashes it down on the other woman, killing her instantly. Jesus lets out a huge sigh and then says, 'you know, mom, sometimes you really piss me off.'
2006-09-22 10:59:40 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
she's the virgin mary, if she could convince joseph that she's a pregnant virgin, she could get away with murder.
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2006-09-22 11:03:22 · answer #1 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Did he then say "How many rocks does it take to turn on light bulb?"
2006-09-22 18:25:56 · answer #2 · answered by 1 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
That's pretty good!
2006-09-22 18:09:54 · answer #3 · answered by IthinkFramptonisstillahottie 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was funny
2006-09-22 18:26:28 · answer #4 · answered by Annie R 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one! LMAO!
2006-09-22 18:04:12 · answer #5 · answered by Cheshire Cat 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha, good one
2006-09-22 19:18:50 · answer #6 · answered by chrystallec 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i am Christian and i think that is hilarious
2006-09-22 18:22:19 · answer #7 · answered by green day fan 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That joke made my day. Thanks for the laugh.
2006-09-22 18:16:04 · answer #8 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lolz!!!!
2006-09-22 18:23:51 · answer #9 · answered by Puff 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"SORRY"...
2006-09-22 18:27:16 · answer #10 · answered by Yahooligan! 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋