Entertainment & Music - 22 September 2006

2006-09-22 13:23:09 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-22 13:23:07 · 11 answers · asked by justmaz2004 4 in Television

2006-09-22 13:22:56 · 5 answers · asked by roses 1 in Music

a guy whistles at you or makes a flirty comment when you walk by or does it make you feel good about yourself?

2006-09-22 13:21:10 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I asked Vanessa if I could give her email address to one grand prize winner. Please consider emailing me at celebrityluver@yahoo.com and if you are lucky, you will be chosen to get Vanessa's email. Just say,"I love Vanessa Hudgens!" on the letter and then there will be one person chosen to get the email. Good luck!

2006-09-22 13:20:33 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-09-22 13:19:46 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

sorry could'nt resist!!

2006-09-22 13:19:43 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I know the official release date for the UK was Friday yesterday, but I've looked everywhere in Cornwall and it's not being shown this week. Is it going to shown in Cornwall, If so then when? If not, then why not! Clerks rules!

2006-09-22 13:19:02 · 6 answers · asked by adriantheace 4 in Movies

i want more perfume and to always be happy instead of gifts lol

2006-09-22 13:18:34 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

(be creative as you want!)

2006-09-22 13:18:27 · 18 answers · asked by Alice Chaos 6 in Polls & Surveys

Think about it. Everybody and their mother now has one. Men and Women have them. It's a trendy fashion statement. And most people will regret having it in 15 years. Just like Mullets. But it won't go away.

2006-09-22 13:18:07 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

There are these three guys in a desert dying of dehydration. Off in the horizon they see a house and finally manage to struggle to it. The first guy goes up to the door to ask for water. The door is opened by this really old, wart-covered, puss covered, scaly, toothless old woman.

"C-c-c-can I h-h-h-have some w-w-w-water for me and m-my friends?" he asks.

She replied, "I will... if you have sex with me."

The guy pukes all over the woman and runs back to his friends.

"You guys would not believe who answered the door. Some really gross old lady!" he tells them. "She said we could have water if I had sex with her."

"Why didn't you then?" asks he second guy.

"Because she was so ugly, I was sick and couldn't do it!"

"Oh, you are such a wuss. I'll go up to the door," the second guy says.

He goes up to the door and rings the bell. The old hag answers.

"W-w-w-w-w-w-waaaaaa......" He uses all of his will power to not hurl.

"Water? Yes, I have water," she says knowingly. "But you have to have sex with me."

"AAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!"

He runs back to his friends and before he could say a word, the third guy goes to the door and rings the bell.

"What do you want for some water?"

"You have to have sex with me."

Knowing that if he doesn't do something, he and his friends will all die. So he follows the lady into her kitchen.

"Do me here," she told him.

He sees 3 ears of corn on the counter and gets an idea.

"Lay back and close your eyes. And keep them closed!"

The witch lays back and spreads her legs. The guy nearly pukes after seeing this. He picks up an ear of corn and screws her with it. Finally she is finished. He throws the corn out the window.

"Oh, God. That was the best orgasm of my life. If you do that again I will give you a million dollars."

"Then lay back and close your eyes again."

This she does and he does her with the second ear of corn until she is satisfied. Then he throws it out the window. This time she doesn't even open her eyes.

"If you do that again, I will give you a Jeep so you can get out of the desert."

"Eyes closed," he says.

Then he does her with the last piece of corn. He brings her to multiple orgasms.

"Ohhhhhhhhh........ The water, money and Jeep are outside," she says as she squirms in ecstasy.

So he runs like hell outside and grabs the water and money and jumps into the Jeep. He wonders where his friends are and drives around to find them. He finds them by the window.

One of the guys says to him, "Hey, man. I hope you had fun. We just ate the three best pieces of buttered corn you could have imagined!"

2006-09-22 13:17:54 · 26 answers · asked by Aimee S 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I stay curled up most of the night in the same position...with my head under covers and every now and then I hang a foot off the side of the bed :)

2006-09-22 13:16:47 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

"I want a martini, dirty"

2006-09-22 13:16:20 · 4 answers · asked by Courtney P 2 in Movies

please add the band names next to them too please:)

2006-09-22 13:15:59 · 5 answers · asked by aluminum22rocker 3 in Music

somebody needs a whamburger and french cries.

2006-09-22 13:15:50 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-22 13:15:08 · 9 answers · asked by Arthur Collins 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-22 13:14:52 · 8 answers · asked by sean_mchugh6 3 in Polls & Surveys

It's all about being high. It was in the movie The Perfect Score. Some of the lyrics were, I'm gonna stop singing this song that I wrote when I was high. Basically it always ends when I was high.

2006-09-22 13:14:49 · 19 answers · asked by lostinabook24 3 in Music

2006-09-22 13:13:54 · 6 answers · asked by SmoothCharacter 7 in Music

2006-09-22 13:13:46 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Damn, you people could make The Devil look like a God.

2006-09-22 13:13:37 · 30 answers · asked by Arthur Collins 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-22 13:13:00 · 14 answers · asked by sean_mchugh6 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-22 13:12:14 · 7 answers · asked by gorina146 1 in Music

Who would win this fight for spinach.

2006-09-22 13:12:06 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i'm going to fight in a day with like 3 girls older than me but i need tips i have little experience.So plz be serious and give good tips

2006-09-22 13:12:04 · 16 answers · asked by burbuja 2 in Horoscopes

I have the chords and the lyrics, Its one of the best songs ever recorded, even though it is a cover, and I want to learn to play it. I need a version on download. Local stores don't stock it. Thanks..

2006-09-22 13:11:59 · 7 answers · asked by Paul J.C. 2 in Music

2006-09-22 13:11:54 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Only to hope you don't come off looking like you are stalking them or something? Does it make ever make you wonder if they think that?

2006-09-22 13:11:12 · 14 answers · asked by ~SSIRREN~ 6 in Polls & Surveys

does anyone out there have any good deck making tips for yugioh? im gonig to a tourney tommorow and i need all the help i can get

2006-09-22 13:10:33 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation