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2006-09-22 13:18:27 · 18 answers · asked by Alice Chaos 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
one minute, one of them is trying to talk, uhhh not him again he is so annoying!! can i just get rid of only one of them, i love the rest!!!
the fun ones tell me to paint sleeping faces with elmers glue, sometimes thought they tell me to put penut butter on sleeping peoples feet, or butter in between their toes!
the boring one, the one mentioned above tells me to change my career to be an accountant which is really boring to me! he also says to get off the internet, and to stop having fun, but who cares im having him surgecillaly removed!
but the fun ones tell me to do really fun stuff, like covering my dog with peanut butter, they like things that end with utter, which ended me up in jail once that was really hard to explain to the arresting officers, they found me with a cows, and her utters, and apple pie... ummm, just wait until i take over the world, but i have to escape from this hell the whitecoats call "the loony bin"
2006-09-22 13:21:23 · answer #1 · answered by Michelangelo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They would be saying: You are not even thinking about answering some question someone wrote on some message board are you? You are? What the hell is wrong with you? Stop wasting you time and get on with your life... you have so many things you want to accomplish... so many things to learn, books to read, people to meet, places to trav -- awww crap you already answered it dummy! Okay okay just go drink some beer and pass out in bed again with potato chip crumbs all over your fat belly. I give up! You don't even deserve me talking in your head. Goodbye forever... really I'm going. Okay I'm not but you better start listening to me because the FBI is trying to control your mind by using subliminal messages sent through that Bon Jovi album you listen to all the time.
2006-09-22 13:24:00 · answer #2 · answered by uke9999 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you mean "If"? Doesn't everybody have them? They usually sing TV theme songs in Pig Latin. Ustjay itsay ightray ackbay andyay ou'llyay earhay a ailtay, a ailtay ofyay a atefulfay riptay atthay artedstay omfray isthay ropictay ortpay aboardyay isthay inytay ipshay.
2006-09-22 13:32:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hear animal noises,and voices that tell me to feed my dogs poisons.I tell them I will skin them alive with a rusty butter knife, then hang them under a bee hive while they're wearing nothing but panties and knee highs. They say "I will crush your bones, turn your arms to jelly and disembowel you with a rusty garden tool and sow a hungry rat into your belly." So now I wear a wig and a star track pin and tell people I'm a val ken, Its unlogical the things I do, just today I found my self squatting in my living room, eating regurgitated dog food.
2006-09-22 13:36:51 · answer #4 · answered by TYRONE S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If? What do you mean IF! Are you saying my voices aren't real? They warned me you might try to say that. I will not listen to you. I think you are only jealous because you realize my voices are more powerful than you OR your voices. Just wait until they take these leather straps off me, I will be coming to kick your....
Back later, it's med time now...
2006-09-22 13:22:17 · answer #5 · answered by oklatom 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
they would be questioning your total prospective on life. Every little decision that you make the voice in you head will contradict. weather you decided to eat a burger or eat a taco.. that would just confuse us even more.
2006-09-22 13:22:31 · answer #6 · answered by nikki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They say all sorts of things. right now they want me to eat an oreo
2006-09-22 13:20:34 · answer #7 · answered by pryncess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get off Yahoo! Answers...Your eyes are glazing over your fingers are going numb...hurry before it's too late...You can't even feel you're A*# anymore...get up get up you're DYING...Dying...dying...
2006-09-22 13:22:12 · answer #8 · answered by DreamingofU 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't know.Mabey the voices in my head might say do it.Do it.i don't know.lol
2006-09-22 13:21:18 · answer #9 · answered by - Allison 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To do my homework, or something rather than this right now.
2006-09-22 13:20:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋