Entertainment & Music - 20 September 2006

We'll call you!
(70's)

2006-09-20 05:26:46 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-09-20 05:26:42 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-20 05:26:17 · 15 answers · asked by IM THE GAY GOD ALL FEAR ME 5 in Polls & Surveys

In Scotland, the most important time for a young lad is when he "comes of age" and is allowed to purchase and wear his first kilt.

A couple of weeks before, his important birthday, a young lad went to a tailor shop and found the material he wanted for his first kilt. He took the material to the tailor and said, "I'd like ye to make me a kilt with this material here and, if ye don't mind, I'd like ye to make me a pair of matching underwear for it. I hear it gets a might drafty up dem tings!"

So the tailor took the material and promised to call the young lad when the order was completed.

A few days later, the tailor called the lad back to the shop. "Here's ye kilt, and here's ye matching underwear, and here's five yards of the material left over. Ye might want to take it home and keep it in case you want anything else made of it."

So the lad rushed home with his order, threw the material in his room, and donned his kilt. In his excitement, he decided to run to his girlfriend's house to show off his new purchase.

Unfortunately, in his excitement, he forgot to don his underwear.

When his girlfriend answered the door, he pointed to his kilt and said, "Well, what'd ye think?"

"Ah, but dat's a fine looking kilt," she exclaimed.

"Aye, and if ye like it, ye'll really like what's underneath," he stated as he lifted his kilt to show her. "Oh, but dat's a dandy," his girlfriend shouted admiringly.

Still not realizing that he didn't have his underwear on he exclaimed quite proudly, "Aye, and if ye like it, I've got five more yards of it at home!"

2006-09-20 05:25:24 · 25 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I am her devoted fan from Kenya.I am a musicien,single and 29 years old, male.I like her way of acting and wanted to get in touch with her for friendship.

2006-09-20 05:25:18 · 0 answers · asked by randalson2001 1 in Movies

I mean what's the point?

2006-09-20 05:25:13 · 18 answers · asked by STONE 5 in Polls & Surveys

or will yahoo just delete them????

2006-09-20 05:25:09 · 44 answers · asked by itty 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-20 05:24:59 · 13 answers · asked by Deeliteful 2 in Television

♥yeah she went to Vegas this week...I smell trouble.....

2006-09-20 05:24:40 · 7 answers · asked by ♥ Luveniar♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

Who broke up with who, what Fall TV Show will get axed first; the shows didn't even get a chance yet and people are thinking about what's gonna fail. And then fokes talk about how movies bomb at the box office. What's up with all the bad news. Why do people like to hear or report that the most? Or even in Current Events. The news is full of who got shot or blown up. Are there any good things that happened in the world?

2006-09-20 05:24:40 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

I work really hardly

2006-09-20 05:24:24 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I've got Depeche Mode's 101 and the incessant creaking of doors... you?

2006-09-20 05:24:17 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

We were sat in class doing are maths work like good little students when all of a sudden the teacher jumps out of her seat and starts running for the door and as she run she's farting really loudly. We were all sooo shocked that it took a while to sink in. We where falling out of our chairs with laughter.

2006-09-20 05:24:15 · 13 answers · asked by Heather 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-20 05:23:21 · 59 answers · asked by High? 6 in Movies

is that a reasonable question. Any good answers. they are decent normal humans that probably won't make it because the media thinks its the most important thing on every americans, brain dead, mind.

2006-09-20 05:23:18 · 7 answers · asked by kirk P 1 in Celebrities

2006-09-20 05:23:00 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-20 05:21:12 · 4 answers · asked by Nanner 3 in Television

or stirring up trouble????

2006-09-20 05:20:48 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

7 wise men with knowledge so fine created a p---- to their design.First was a Butcher strong with wit using a knife he gave it a slit. Second was a Carpenter big and bold with a hammer and cheisel he gave it a hole. Third was a Tailor tall and thin with a piece of red velvet he lined it within. Fourth was a Hunter short and stout with a piece of fox fur he lined it without. Next was a preacher who's name was MeGee he touched it and blessed it and said it would it pee. Sixth was a Fisherman nasty as hell threw in the fish and gave it the smell. Last was a Sailor the dirty little runt he sucked it and ****** it and called it a c- - - .

2006-09-20 05:20:19 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-20 05:20:04 · 40 answers · asked by OnionSkin 3 in Movies

or do we get points taken away if we get a bad rating?.. What's the purpose of rating someone?

2006-09-20 05:19:46 · 11 answers · asked by 1 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-20 05:18:50 · 18 answers · asked by Salami and Orange Juice 5 in Celebrities

A. Ami from Miami Ink
B. Gregory House from House
C. Anderson Cooper from 360
D. someone else - you can pick who it is

2006-09-20 05:18:38 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Good r Bad let me know!

2006-09-20 05:17:43 · 7 answers · asked by Happi @ss 5 in Polls & Surveys

Concerning any subject ;=).

2006-09-20 05:17:29 · 23 answers · asked by kekeke 5 in Polls & Surveys

Stinkin' to High Heaven
(from the 70's)

2006-09-20 05:17:08 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Between Sonic characters Naruto characters and Mortal Combat characters. All items aloud that includes chaos emeralds so super forms count and Tails' airplane it just has to be an item they use so what do you guys think?

2006-09-20 05:17:07 · 7 answers · asked by AtcyJAC 2 in Polls & Surveys

What is the most funny/stupid/outrageous/regretful thing you've done?

2006-09-20 05:16:44 · 12 answers · asked by §чﺀﺀчβчﻯ†a 5 in Polls & Surveys

we were having a chat in history today, and i mentioned spice girl cards and NO ONE had any idea what i was on about. But, when we went to the newsagents when we were younger to buy them, they were always sold out so someone must have had them! ENGLISH ANSWERS only please! :D

2006-09-20 05:16:42 · 8 answers · asked by saxyphone! 2 in Music

2006-09-20 05:16:10 · 12 answers · asked by IM THE GAY GOD ALL FEAR ME 5 in Polls & Surveys