We were sat in class doing are maths work like good little students when all of a sudden the teacher jumps out of her seat and starts running for the door and as she run she's farting really loudly. We were all sooo shocked that it took a while to sink in. We where falling out of our chairs with laughter.
2006-09-20 05:24:15 · 13 answers · asked by Heather 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I had a professor who was a middle school psychologist. He once read a note they had confiscated from a couple of 12 year olds. It was raunchy even by OUR standards. (not so much funny-ha-ha, more funny-oh my god what's the world coming to?!)
OH! And in high school, I had this friend who for whatever reason had a collection of toys he'd whip out during class. He and a friend were throwing bouncy balls that he quickly took away. 10 minutes later, the guy pulls out a happy meal toy (Woody from Toy Story). He uses woody to mime the teacher--who marched over, snatched it and proclaimed "THERE!! Now I have two balls and a Woody!! Is there anything else I'll need?!?!" They weren't able to continue class for the day, it was 20 minutes of pure uproar. honest to god!
2006-09-20 05:37:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My RE teacher enacted star wars battles in front of the entire class using a roll of coloured A3 paper as a lightsaber! This happened more than once, and still does as far as I know, though I no longer study RE
2006-09-20 12:50:54 · answer #2 · answered by greenday4ever 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the funniest thing a teacher has ever done in front of me was..........she was my french and geography teacher & an alcohiloc sitten in class with her bottle of vodka and the princeble came in she thru a wobble coz he took her drink off her and she walked into a wall and knocked her self out she was fine dident get sacked and couldent rember any of it and this is a true story
2006-09-20 15:25:33 · answer #3 · answered by gunner n 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i could turn this round and tell u what the funniest thing i have done in front of my pupils: was sitting on a stool, my skirt was trapped underneath the leg. i wasn aware of this.anyway, i few kids were messing around at the back of the room.so i stood up in fury and as i did so, the skirt went 'rrrriiiiiiippppp'....... HA. ripped at the thigh!! of course the pupils found it hilarious
2006-09-20 12:33:25 · answer #4 · answered by melanie c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when her false teeth suddenly fall off while she was discussing.. the silence of the class was suddenly broken by giggles. she went out so humiliated (and since we loved her so much we tried pretending it didn't happen but I guess she couldn't get over such an embarrassing incident such as that!)
2006-09-20 12:33:05 · answer #5 · answered by kamahalan_12 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm married to a teacher, so I guess I could beat that! But I'm far too much of a Gentleman to gossip!
2006-09-20 12:32:37 · answer #6 · answered by coulditbemanilow 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My old maths teacher once took me into the stationery cubpoard and made me put his willy in my mouth. I didn't like it very much but he told me that if I told anyone he'd make sure I was expelled.
2006-09-20 12:32:17 · answer #7 · answered by jackie 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
She took a nap in class.
2006-09-20 12:34:53 · answer #8 · answered by Mimiat41 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
while she had a cold, she sneezed and a big blob of snot and boogers came out, she did not have a napkin so she had to clean it with her hand and she ran out, we were so loud the principal had to come to see what was going on.
2006-09-20 12:33:02 · answer #9 · answered by pay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard a nun fart in high school.
2006-09-20 12:32:44 · answer #10 · answered by spidertiger440 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋