In Scotland, the most important time for a young lad is when he "comes of age" and is allowed to purchase and wear his first kilt.
A couple of weeks before, his important birthday, a young lad went to a tailor shop and found the material he wanted for his first kilt. He took the material to the tailor and said, "I'd like ye to make me a kilt with this material here and, if ye don't mind, I'd like ye to make me a pair of matching underwear for it. I hear it gets a might drafty up dem tings!"
So the tailor took the material and promised to call the young lad when the order was completed.
A few days later, the tailor called the lad back to the shop. "Here's ye kilt, and here's ye matching underwear, and here's five yards of the material left over. Ye might want to take it home and keep it in case you want anything else made of it."
So the lad rushed home with his order, threw the material in his room, and donned his kilt. In his excitement, he decided to run to his girlfriend's house to show off his new purchase.
Unfortunately, in his excitement, he forgot to don his underwear.
When his girlfriend answered the door, he pointed to his kilt and said, "Well, what'd ye think?"
"Ah, but dat's a fine looking kilt," she exclaimed.
"Aye, and if ye like it, ye'll really like what's underneath," he stated as he lifted his kilt to show her. "Oh, but dat's a dandy," his girlfriend shouted admiringly.
Still not realizing that he didn't have his underwear on he exclaimed quite proudly, "Aye, and if ye like it, I've got five more yards of it at home!"
2006-09-20 05:25:24 · 25 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-09-20 05:25:44 · update #1
Give me thumbs up dont just tell me 8/10 or whatever ok thanks ppl
2006-09-20 05:29:29 · update #2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Sorry, It was THAT FUNNY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On a scale of 1-10 I give you a 15!!!!!
2006-09-20 07:30:09 · answer #1 · answered by Death Virus 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2006-09-20 06:13:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
the joke kilt me i giv u 10 out of 10
2006-09-20 06:39:41 · answer #3 · answered by princess anjola 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh that was a good one! Even though real Scottish men don't wear underwear under their kilts...or so I've been told.
2006-09-20 05:28:20 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Raven 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That was very cute. I liked it a lot and I definately need the humor to get through this Wednesday. Keep 'em coming.
2006-09-20 06:08:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thumbs down
2006-09-20 05:34:01 · answer #6 · answered by BeautifulDevil 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
really good 9 out of 10
2006-09-20 05:29:22 · answer #7 · answered by ~♥~ *CHEEKY* ~♥~ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The joke kilt me.
2006-09-20 05:28:40 · answer #8 · answered by kearneyconsulting 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-17 08:16:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke is funny but I saw the punch line coming a mile away.
2006-09-20 05:28:44 · answer #10 · answered by spidertiger440 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha
another 10 on 10
2006-09-20 07:25:58 · answer #11 · answered by Toshika 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋