Entertainment & Music - 19 September 2006

Sometimes black.
Sometimes white.
Sometimes dark.
Sometimes light.
Sometimes round, but not always around.
What is it?

2006-09-19 11:36:55 · 17 answers · asked by Chris 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-19 11:36:50 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

I did it. It's kinda of good.

2006-09-19 11:36:21 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

the top American joke was…

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.” The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”

2006-09-19 11:35:52 · 11 answers · asked by rowdyonez 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-19 11:35:38 · 7 answers · asked by carmen3111 4 in Television

I dont know the answer and this is how it was written when I saw it.

2006-09-19 11:35:37 · 7 answers · asked by softballmoosey79 2 in Jokes & Riddles

For me We all have a little bit of mel in us.Get of his Dick He was caught on a bad note the alcohol spoke,never the less.There are alot of other racist bastards out there in hollywood land but there KKK A@@ is hiding behind their fancy closed doors talking S$&t. So mel do you we all a little racist.Just you got caught.

2006-09-19 11:35:32 · 5 answers · asked by prettydre25 2 in Celebrities

In a movie or TV serial? Without being overly funny?

2006-09-19 11:35:30 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-09-19 11:35:30 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

if your not than sorry to bother you but if you are then why are you

2006-09-19 11:35:20 · 12 answers · asked by Mattimos 3 in Other - Entertainment

The company boss goes up to his four employees, and he's got a serious look on his face.

"I'm really sorry," he says, "but I'm going to have to lay one of you off."

The black employee speaks first. "Can't be me. I'm a protected minority."

The female employee says, "Can't be me. I'm a woman."

The senior employee says, "It better not be me: I'll file an age discrimination suit so fast you'll wish you were never born."

And so one by one, they all turn to look at the last employee: a young, white male.

He thinks a moment, then responds: "I think I might be gay."

2006-09-19 11:35:01 · 8 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Jokes & Riddles

...and when you found them, were you blown away by their brilliance...?

2006-09-19 11:34:24 · 11 answers · asked by CC...x 5 in Polls & Surveys

This is a UK question really....oh the advert is set in London, with twiggy and other models on a bus..

2006-09-19 11:34:13 · 10 answers · asked by magpyre 5 in Music

it didn't come iwth a manual....the brand is tychonic ..i ordered it from hong kong. well it came but theres no manual....i stuck the usb cord in the computre and hooked it up to mp3 player..but i don't know how to get songs on there...nothing popped up. what do i do to get songs on my mp3 player?

2006-09-19 11:33:41 · 4 answers · asked by smoochy 4 in Music

I didn't get enough replies on my last question so I posted this again, but anyway what's your opinion and why please? =)

2006-09-19 11:33:33 · 26 answers · asked by dewdropinn 3 in Polls & Surveys

A certain bookmaker who was making a long trip by car when toward nightfall he happened upon an inn which had a most unusual name: The Even Steven.

Since it was located in the middle of a desolate stretch of country, and he didn't know how much farther the next place would be, he decided to stop there for the night. He registered, listing his occupation as a bookmaker, and decided to satisfy his curiosity about the name at the same time.

"It's very simple, really," the proprietor explained. "You see, my name is Steven Even. So I just decided to turn it around and call this The Even Steven. I thought if might get a few folks puzzled enough to stop and ask questions, and sometimes it does."

"That's a pretty smart way to use the luck of a name," said the bookie, appreciatively. "I bet it brings you a lot of business."

"It hasn't brought me so much luck," he said. "The folks who stop here don't stay long. There's not much gaiety around here, as you could see. In fact, there's not another soul lives closer than thirty miles away, whichever way you go. Makes it pretty lonely for me, a widower. And worse still for my daughters. Three of the loveliest girls you ever set eyes on, should have their pick of boyfriends. But, they are getting so frustrated they're about to do anything for a man."

The bookie made sympathetic noises, and listened to more in the same vein until hunger obliged him to change the subject to that of food. An excellent home-cooked dinner was served to him by a gorgeous blonde who introduced herself as Blanche Even, and when he was finished she still kept pressing him to ask for anything else he wanted.

Finally, she said, "Would you like me to sit and talk to you for a while?"

"Thank you," he said politely, "but I've had a long day and I feel like closing the book."

He went to his room and had just started to undress when there was a knock at the door and an absolutely breathtaking brunette came in. "I'm Carmen Even," she said. "I just wanted to see if you'd got everything you want."

"I think so, thank you," he said pleasantly. "I do a lot of traveling, so I pack very systematically."

When he had finally convinced her and gotten rid of her, he climbed in between the sheets and was preparing to read himself to sleep over the Racing Form when the door opened again to admit an utterly gorgeous redhead in a negligee to end all negligees.

"I'm Ginger Even," she announced. "I wanted to be sure your bed was comfortable."
"
It is," he assured her.

"I hope you're not just being tactful," she insisted. "May I try it myself?"

"If you must," said the bookie primly. "I will get out while you do it."

When she had gone, he settled down with a sigh of relief and was about to put out the light at last when the door burst open once more and the proprietor himself stomped in, glowing with indignation. "What's the matter with you," he roared. "I've got to listen all night to my daughters moaning an' wailing, the most luscious gals in this county, because they all try to show you hospitality an' you won't give one of 'em a tumble.

Ain't us Evens good enough for you?"

"I'm sorry," said the transient. "But I told you when I registered that I'm a professional bookmaker: I only lay Odds."

2006-09-19 11:33:29 · 6 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Jokes & Riddles

is mike jones straight or gay or bi???

2006-09-19 11:33:29 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Does anyone know any good sethummer spoilers for the oc season 4? Like are seth and summer gonna be together or r they gonna break up? Is anna gonna be back on? I already know about Chris Pratt being Che...

2006-09-19 11:33:22 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-09-19 11:33:12 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

maybe name some bands or trends

2006-09-19 11:33:04 · 30 answers · asked by Blitz 2 in Music

2006-09-19 11:32:39 · 7 answers · asked by buster 2 in Polls & Surveys

After viewing Bride and Prejudice, we're hoping to find something equally (or more) entertaining in the realm of something (anything) Bollywood related. Nothing too pat, nothing too sappy, just a good story and some great characters to root for.

2006-09-19 11:32:22 · 2 answers · asked by James O 2 in Movies

2006-09-19 11:32:21 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-19 11:31:55 · 5 answers · asked by linguist 2 in Television

Do you think they say farewell and go their separate ways or do they have a long distance relationship culminating in marriage and children? I just watched this movie again and my GOD WHAT chemistry!!!!

2006-09-19 11:31:49 · 25 answers · asked by Nikita 4 in Movies

2006-09-19 11:31:23 · 40 answers · asked by IM THE GAY GOD ALL FEAR ME 5 in Polls & Surveys

whats the name of the song and or band in the lynx deodorant ad with the guy jumping out of the shower and then proceeding to head to a club , where he scores with the beaut at the bar??

2006-09-19 11:31:10 · 3 answers · asked by mchughe1 1 in Music

2006-09-19 11:30:58 · 5 answers · asked by cmdsa8thinfdiv 1 in Other - Entertainment

the custom`s didnt find anything on a body search but when she bent over she revealed 20lb of crack................

2006-09-19 11:30:47 · 9 answers · asked by charlotterobo 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-19 11:30:44 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys