The company boss goes up to his four employees, and he's got a serious look on his face.
"I'm really sorry," he says, "but I'm going to have to lay one of you off."
The black employee speaks first. "Can't be me. I'm a protected minority."
The female employee says, "Can't be me. I'm a woman."
The senior employee says, "It better not be me: I'll file an age discrimination suit so fast you'll wish you were never born."
And so one by one, they all turn to look at the last employee: a young, white male.
He thinks a moment, then responds: "I think I might be gay."
2006-09-19 11:35:01 · 8 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ISN'T THAT THE TRUTH!! WE SHOULD ALL BE SO QUICK ON ON OUR FEET.!OH WAIT IS THERE ON FOR A BLACK,FEMALE,WHO'S A LESBIAN....LOL
2006-09-19 17:36:21 · answer #1 · answered by halieysmom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
best!10!
2006-09-19 19:01:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's...odd...
2006-09-23 00:31:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!
2006-09-19 18:41:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
GREAT JOKE I REALLY LIKE IT.
2006-09-19 19:26:43 · answer #5 · answered by tracytracyspikes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha good one...
2006-09-19 18:51:01 · answer #6 · answered by dechick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
doesn't have a choice!
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2006-09-19 18:37:52 · answer #7 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.. good one..
2006-09-19 18:38:03 · answer #8 · answered by Precious Angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋