Entertainment & Music - 19 September 2006

Little Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, well, consider her The Working Class. Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future. Now go think about this and see if it makes sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and runs to his room only to find that his diapers are very soiled. So the little boy goes to his parents' room. Mom is sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand what politics is now."

"Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics are."

The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep ****."

2006-09-19 11:11:05 · 4 answers · asked by Precious Angel 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Did you ever work it on out?

2006-09-19 11:10:52 · 16 answers · asked by STONE 5 in Polls & Surveys

You were elected: The King of the World!!!!

2006-09-19 11:10:29 · 26 answers · asked by The Global Community 3 in Polls & Surveys

I was wondering! If, in America, you have pimp my ride UK if you do what do you think of it?

2006-09-19 11:10:18 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I think someone took a really good dump ?
Now, those of you who are Nazis, why don't you just LEAVE this up and let those who have a sense of humor answer, ok?

2006-09-19 11:10:04 · 4 answers · asked by Thom Thumb 6 in Music

What are the best songs to really cheer someone up? Preferably rock songs. It';s for a mix tape and i have run out of ideas.

2006-09-19 11:09:30 · 26 answers · asked by randomasduck 2 in Music

Mine is! Here's our schedule:
Monday- pajama day/hat day
Tuesday- blast from the past day
Wednesday- doomsday
Thursday- movie star day
Friday- red, white, and blue day

*This week we discuss and plan homecoming also*

2006-09-19 11:08:57 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-19 11:08:44 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I Really LOVE that song it actually makes me want to cry alot at night.

2006-09-19 11:08:25 · 7 answers · asked by racoonxoxo 2 in Music

Homer Simpson vs peter Griffin from Family Guy -- Fist fight... who would win?

2006-09-19 11:08:24 · 27 answers · asked by fergy_1967 3 in Television

Who is your favorite character fromt he game? Mine is chaos and i like his relationship with KOS-MOS!

2006-09-19 11:08:16 · 4 answers · asked by Rikku 2 in Comics & Animation

2006-09-19 11:08:14 · 23 answers · asked by scunnydp 1 in Television

Is there a shadow hanging over you?

2006-09-19 11:07:59 · 14 answers · asked by STONE 5 in Polls & Surveys

I just want to _________ all the time.
If I had a penguin I would_______ with it.
There's a hole in my ______
I'm so glad I finished ________
Green is a good color for ______
Why can't you just _______ me?

Keep 'em as clean as possible....yeah, right!

2006-09-19 11:07:42 · 12 answers · asked by Autumn BrighTree 6 in Polls & Surveys

Okay I need an idea for our pep rally Thursday. I asked my coach if me and three other girls could throw out candy in the crowd. She said she will have to ask the principal,but if she says no I need a plan B. Our principal is new and strict. Help PLEASE AND QUICK!!!!!!

2006-09-19 11:07:31 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-19 11:07:28 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-09-19 11:07:07 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

why was darth vader scared of jabba the hut?

2006-09-19 11:07:01 · 5 answers · asked by Dan Tanna 1 in Movies

IF GOD ANSWERS UR PRAYERS, HE IS INCREASING UR FAITH. IF HE DELAYS, HE IS INCREASING UR PATIENCE. IF HE DOESNT ANSWER, HE KNOWS YOU CAN HANDLE.

2006-09-19 11:07:00 · 7 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-19 11:06:44 · 3 answers · asked by flowerpot1990 2 in Music

A guy gets pulled over for speeding 88 MPH in a 45 zone. The cop askes for his drivers license, "I'm sorry officer, but my license was suspended after my 5th DUI.

"The cop askes for his registration and the guy says, "It's in the glove compartment, but it's not in my name because I stole this car in a car jacking and I killed the woman that owns the car and stuffed her in the trunk and the gun I used is in the glove compartment.

At this point the cop tells the guy to keep his hands in sight and he radios for back-up.When a supervisor shows up, the cop tells him the story and he walks up to the guy in the car.

The supervisor asks to see the guy's drivers license and the guy hands it over and it is valid with the guys real name and information.The supervisor asks for the registration and the guy says, "It's in the Glove compartment."The supervisor tells the guy to keep his hands in sight and walks around to the passenger side and opens the glove compartment.

2006-09-19 11:06:08 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

John rides in to town on Wednesday and stays only two days but leaves on Sunday.
How did John do this.
I just wanted to let you all know that i enjoy all of the jokes and riddles.
First one gets the points

2006-09-19 11:06:04 · 11 answers · asked by squiggy 2 in Jokes & Riddles

£45 for both I mean...seetickets are the only ones but only have one ticket left...
The face value is £17.50, I can't understand why I can't find them under £35...
First to find it gets best answer and will do me (and my girlfriend) the biggest favour (it's for her birthday...)

2006-09-19 11:05:36 · 5 answers · asked by Jim Jones 2 in Music

Posers or
Preps

mine personally is posers the just make me sooooooo mad!!!!!!

2006-09-19 11:05:34 · 17 answers · asked by EMO cupcake 4 in Polls & Surveys

my dad's parents are english but my dad grew up in germany so does that make me mostly english or german?

2006-09-19 11:05:07 · 21 answers · asked by maxjay 5 in Polls & Surveys

The clown is probably in disquise as a shorter woman with very long hair. How do I catch a wayward clown that has gone on strike???

2006-09-19 11:05:02 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

They also play it on that commercial for that Chocolate Verizon Phone. It's sexy but I don't know the name. Please help if you can. Thank you in advance.

2006-09-19 11:04:23 · 1 answers · asked by Neea_Gastino 3 in Television

I come in several colors.
Im long, narrow and bent.
What am I? Keep your mind out of the gutter!

2006-09-19 11:04:10 · 13 answers · asked by whiskeygrl319 4 in Polls & Surveys

Tell if you like the movies Saw and Saw 2 If you dont tell why?

2006-09-19 11:04:00 · 9 answers · asked by Tracy h 2 in Movies

2006-09-19 11:03:44 · 16 answers · asked by Perfectly Flawed 5 in Polls & Surveys