A guy gets pulled over for speeding 88 MPH in a 45 zone. The cop askes for his drivers license, "I'm sorry officer, but my license was suspended after my 5th DUI.
"The cop askes for his registration and the guy says, "It's in the glove compartment, but it's not in my name because I stole this car in a car jacking and I killed the woman that owns the car and stuffed her in the trunk and the gun I used is in the glove compartment.
At this point the cop tells the guy to keep his hands in sight and he radios for back-up.When a supervisor shows up, the cop tells him the story and he walks up to the guy in the car.
The supervisor asks to see the guy's drivers license and the guy hands it over and it is valid with the guys real name and information.The supervisor asks for the registration and the guy says, "It's in the Glove compartment."The supervisor tells the guy to keep his hands in sight and walks around to the passenger side and opens the glove compartment.
2006-09-19 11:06:08 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There is the registration in the guys name and everything seems in order.
Next the supervisor asks the guy to get out and open the trunk. The guy opens the trunk and the only thing there is a spare tire.
At this point the supervisor tells the guy what the other cop had told him. The guy says
"I'll bet that lying Son.Of. A B*tch. told you I was speeding too
2006-09-19 11:06:51 · update #1
I wrote that one in a answer yesterday, But you said it MUCH better! lol It is one of my favorites! heehee!
P.S HA HA HA HA HA LOVE THAT JOKE!
2006-09-19 11:41:48 · answer #1 · answered by Some one Special 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-09-19 18:09:53 · answer #2 · answered by koffee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol IN reality the cop would have him pulled out of the car and handcuffed and then back up.
2006-09-19 18:15:23 · answer #3 · answered by auntkarendjjb 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, and to Tabby, this is the JOKES section. Jeez!
2006-09-19 18:12:35 · answer #4 · answered by utahraptor88 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this before but its still funny!
2006-09-19 18:12:33 · answer #5 · answered by Erin A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty good but whats you question
2006-09-19 18:10:09 · answer #6 · answered by Nymph 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'll try it next time
2006-09-19 18:11:48 · answer #7 · answered by rradboys 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha!! but i don't think that would really work.
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2006-09-19 18:08:06 · answer #8 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, that is a really good joke you really made me laugh thanks
2006-09-19 18:11:33 · answer #9 · answered by tracytracyspikes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋