Entertainment & Music - 17 September 2006

it better b a gd 1!!

2006-09-17 23:35:54 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with what he sees. He starts to review patients to see what they will do when they get out.

He walks up to the first guy and sees him throwing a football around. He automatically knows that he wants to be a football player.

He walks up to another guy and sees him throwing a baseball around. He could automatically tell that he wanted to be a baseball player.

He walks to the next cell and sees a man with his penis in a bowl of peanuts. He can't believe what he see's and asks the man what he is doing.

The man replies "I'm f#cking nuts, I'm never getting out of here!"

2006-09-17 23:35:04 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-17 23:34:21 · 3 answers · asked by phatdave 1 in Music

2006-09-17 23:34:21 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-09-17 23:34:20 · 9 answers · asked by lissa d 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-17 23:33:54 · 11 answers · asked by can0nbal 1 in Music

10 point to the first person who write them down for me.

2006-09-17 23:32:48 · 6 answers · asked by welshwife 4 in Music

No more preachy preachy stuff like Survivor. But is this entertaining but crazy music and video like Ring the Alarm or Deja vu proving that she's a falling star?

2006-09-17 23:32:43 · 6 answers · asked by quick2send 3 in Music

A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two tired..

What's the definition of a will? A dead giveaway of course.

Time flies like an arrow...Fruit flies like a banana.

A backward poet writes inverse.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show A-flat minor.

When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

Every calendar's days are numbered.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

2006-09-17 23:29:43 · 8 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

i love the show but some of them are stupid!!lol

2006-09-17 23:28:40 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-09-17 23:27:02 · 11 answers · asked by noisy 2 in Other - Entertainment

I wanna hold you till I die till we both break down and cry I wanna hold you till the fear in me subside.......... Words sung in a chorus .Dont know original singer or even title of the song. ...Can anyone help.

2006-09-17 23:25:32 · 11 answers · asked by dizzy 1 in Music

what do you think

2006-09-17 23:21:48 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I have been told there is a website where I can find out exactly what is being filmed in LONDON, does any1 know it PLEASE?

2006-09-17 23:21:42 · 4 answers · asked by MOUTHY 2 in Movies

i know of trees that have to have fire for their seads to fall of, or open. could the phoenix be real?

2006-09-17 23:20:38 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

have you ever been "accidentally" in love?

and does it really happen?

how was it? =)

2006-09-17 23:19:37 · 24 answers · asked by Inquirer 5 in Polls & Surveys

One day a drunk walked into a bar and ordered a gin and tonic. He drank half of it
and poured the rest on the bartender. The bartender got angry, grabbed the drunk
by the collar, pulled him close to his face, and asked, "Why did you do that?"
The drunk said very apologetically, "I am so very sorry sir. Please forgive me.
I can't help it. It's an illness I can't get rid of. I am so ashamed of it.
How can I make it up to you?" The bartender answered, "Haven't you seen anyone
about this problem?" The drunk replied, "I never thought of that. Maybe I will."
The bartender said, "Don't come back until you do get help," and the drunk left.
About three months later the drunk came back to the same bar, ordered another gin
and tonic, drank half of it, and poured the rest of it on the bartender.
The bartender shouted, "I thought I told you not to come back until you got help!"
The drunk replied, "I did. Now I don't feel ashamed."

2006-09-17 23:19:36 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-17 23:19:12 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I asked a question before regarding the 80's and it brought back some memories.. {With that being said}, I wanted to know WHO remembers that T.V show "Small Wonder", it was about the robot girl Vicky.. LOL. (its so funny now that I look back on it). But who remember that show and what are some of your favorite 80's T.V shows (no matter how crazy they were) Thanks. Oh and I also like Punky Brusiter (lolllll) {I had a crush on her}.

2006-09-17 23:18:57 · 8 answers · asked by gottheanswer 2 in Television

well I have sooooooooooooooooo
many!!!!

2006-09-17 23:18:10 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

she acted like the perfect little girl to grown ups but when they wernt looking,was a deamon child killing her little friends, its an oldie

2006-09-17 23:18:06 · 3 answers · asked by sparkylyn01 1 in Movies

I saw this film the other day. I was wondering what people thought about it.
i personally loved it!

2006-09-17 23:17:02 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-09-17 23:16:42 · 10 answers · asked by ? 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-17 23:16:32 · 2 answers · asked by arunvarier 1 in Music

i hear them play it at the club, but when i look for it, i get a slow version.

2006-09-17 23:13:13 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I live in the UK, so could I get it over here?

2006-09-17 23:12:56 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Magazines

Using Torrent?
Thanks
Golden

2006-09-17 23:12:48 · 2 answers · asked by goldenredlox 1 in Movies

Osama Bin Laden heard that Bush was wondering whether he was still alive. So he dicided to send his enemy a message in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.
Bush opened the letter and contained a single line of what seemed to be a coded message:370HSSV 0773H
Bush was baffled....He asked all his experts....Condi Rice, the FBI, the CIA but nobody could help.
Eventually in desperation, they sent it to the president of Burundi to see if he could come up with anything...Quick as a flash they got a message back: "tell the President he's holding the message upside down!! it says "HELLO ASSHOLE"

2006-09-17 23:11:36 · 18 answers · asked by gogobanca 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-17 23:10:15 · 42 answers · asked by mark 4 in Celebrities

2006-09-17 23:09:26 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Magazines