2006-09-17 23:34:20 · 9 answers · asked by lissa d 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Go to your home ..
2006-09-17 23:38:00 · answer #1 · answered by Taylor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'LL SAY: "Wow! The monster has 5 Legs!"
10 Commandments for Teens
1) thou shall not sneak out when parents
are sleeping.
(why wait?)
2)thou shall not do drugz
(alcohol last longer)
3)thou shall not steel from k-mart.
(Wal*Mart has a bigger selection)
4)thou shall not get arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect)
5)thou shall not steel from thy parents.
(every-1 knows grandma has more money)
6)thou shall not get in fights.
(just start them)
7)thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8)thou shall not strip in class.
(hooters pays more)
9)thou shall not think about having sex.
(as nike sayz just do it)
10)thou shall not help old ladies cross
the street.
(just leave them in the middle)
2006-09-18 06:42:20 · answer #2 · answered by ~♥Andrea♥~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey stumpy,how's the mine clearin' business goin'?
2006-09-18 06:51:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that hez got 3 *****
2006-09-18 06:39:22 · answer #4 · answered by jay Z 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He ain't pretty,but that son of a gun sure is fast.
2006-09-18 07:40:29 · answer #5 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well done, Steven King.
2006-09-18 07:06:33 · answer #6 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
..that initially he had four and now using a crutch.
2006-09-18 06:41:19 · answer #7 · answered by mei mei 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is it a joke or a riddle
2006-09-18 07:47:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nothing
2006-09-18 07:25:04 · answer #9 · answered by theKenyan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋