One day a drunk walked into a bar and ordered a gin and tonic. He drank half of it
and poured the rest on the bartender. The bartender got angry, grabbed the drunk
by the collar, pulled him close to his face, and asked, "Why did you do that?"
The drunk said very apologetically, "I am so very sorry sir. Please forgive me.
I can't help it. It's an illness I can't get rid of. I am so ashamed of it.
How can I make it up to you?" The bartender answered, "Haven't you seen anyone
about this problem?" The drunk replied, "I never thought of that. Maybe I will."
The bartender said, "Don't come back until you do get help," and the drunk left.
About three months later the drunk came back to the same bar, ordered another gin
and tonic, drank half of it, and poured the rest of it on the bartender.
The bartender shouted, "I thought I told you not to come back until you got help!"
The drunk replied, "I did. Now I don't feel ashamed."
2006-09-17 23:19:36 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a personal favorite of mine.
thnx
2006-09-17 23:21:52 · update #1
That was AWESOME!!! That joke gets a 100/100!!! Very funny!!! It was a REALLY good joke!!! It was Fantastic!!! Put more on here!!!
2006-09-18 03:15:19 · answer #1 · answered by Ducks rule the world!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u like it sooooo much ?
raead it again......
One day a drunk walked into a bar and ordered a gin and tonic. He drank half of it
and poured the rest on the bartender. The bartender got angry, grabbed the drunk
by the collar, pulled him close to his face, and asked, "Why did you do that?"
The drunk said very apologetically, "I am so very sorry sir. Please forgive me.
I can't help it. It's an illness I can't get rid of. I am so ashamed of it.
How can I make it up to you?" The bartender answered, "Haven't you seen anyone
about this problem?" The drunk replied, "I never thought of that. Maybe I will."
The bartender said, "Don't come back until you do get help," and the drunk left.
About three months later the drunk came back to the same bar, ordered another gin
and tonic, drank half of it, and poured the rest of it on the bartender.
The bartender shouted, "I thought I told you not to come back until you got help!"
The drunk replied, "I did. Now I don't feel ashamed."
ha ha ha
2006-09-18 06:36:04 · answer #2 · answered by jay Z 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
amazing joke...
good for you! CONGRATULATIONS! I just gave you a 10 for choosing a favorite..
You c I have a hard time choosing favorite jokes..
this one's good!
2006-09-18 06:28:21 · answer #3 · answered by ~♥Andrea♥~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well done! can I get help too so that I can become a stripper? lol
2006-09-18 06:23:53 · answer #4 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
keep the problems coming in..;)
2006-09-18 06:38:20 · answer #5 · answered by mei mei 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice prob lol
2006-09-18 07:56:04 · answer #6 · answered by xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
An old wine in a new bottle........uh.....?
2006-09-18 06:36:28 · answer #7 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one, really.
2006-09-18 07:23:02 · answer #8 · answered by theKenyan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha :)
2006-09-18 07:53:53 · answer #9 · answered by JT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
congrats....!!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-18 06:29:50 · answer #10 · answered by Depy greece!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋