Here's mine:
Father Francis cam from a small town and was new to the big city. One day, he was beginning to get tired while sitting at his desk, so he decided to take a walk. He found himself downtown watching how people live in the big city. He say a woman with a very shor skirt and barely a shirt. He went up to here and asked, "Why are you dressed this way?"
The woman looked at him and said, "You want a quicky? Five bucks."
Father Fransic had no idea what she was talking about, but he was sure that he didn't want what ever a "quicky" was. He returned back to his work and as he was walking back to his office, he saw Sister Mary Katherine. "Sister Mary Katherine, what is a quicky?" By the surprised look on her face, he could tell it was something that normally wasn't spoken of in a church, so he urged, "No, please. Between me and you. Please tell me?"
Sister Mary Katherine looked at him, took a deap breath and said, "Five bucks, same as downtown."
2006-09-15
04:29:46
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