Entertainment & Music - 15 September 2006

who sings kane's theme song?

2006-09-15 11:32:12 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I've looked everywhere, their site is great but can't get any pics....
Thanks for your help.

2006-09-15 11:31:35 · 3 answers · asked by Maggz 4 in Music

thats what all these guys that take boyscouts say but ive looked in the dictionary and it doesnt mention anything about a tree just that its a body of land smaller then a continent completly surrounded by water

2006-09-15 11:31:28 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i think yahoo is about to kick me of this site...because i say what everyone else is to scared to say..or ask..

2006-09-15 11:30:50 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What movie is it that has a female lead who quits her job and decides to be a professional dog walker (at least for a while)? She falls into job walking by accident. I feel like the movie might be fairly recent. Help is appreciated!

2006-09-15 11:30:02 · 14 answers · asked by --- 2 in Movies

2006-09-15 11:30:01 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

WHICH DO YOU PREFER TO WAKE UP TO?

2006-09-15 11:29:31 · 41 answers · asked by LilLiE 4 in Polls & Surveys

What?

2006-09-15 11:29:19 · 14 answers · asked by shookyloo® 5 in Polls & Surveys

this question does depend on your definition of madness. A customer/friend asked me this question tonight in the video shop where I work, so I am asking on behalf on someone else and cannot be specific as to the type of madness.

2006-09-15 11:29:10 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

There was a girl who lusted after a man. She wanted him. He asked her out for a date. He was to come to pick her up at 7pm on Saturday.
At 6 55pm she felt that she had to fart. She did not want to fart in the house because she knew that it would smell and she did not want to have the man think that she had a stinky house. The fart was balled up in her intestines. It hurt. She had to fart. She developed a quick plan. When he walked her to the car he would open her door. She would fart while he walked around the car to his door. She would open the car window and fan all of the "offensive" gas out of the car before he got in.

The man arrived at 7pm, walked her to the car and opened the door as planned. When she got in she farted, a very loud BRAAAAAAT. She opened the window and waved her hands to fan the smell out. She was comfortable. The man got in, indicated to the back seat and said, "Oh, by the way, I want to introduce you to my parents. They are going to eat with us".

2006-09-15 11:28:58 · 15 answers · asked by pistonfan1111 1 in Jokes & Riddles

TO MY DEAR WIFE:

During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.


I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.

The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:

54 times the sheets were clean
17 times it was too late
49 times you were too tired
20 times it was too hot
15 times you pretended to be sleep
22 times you had a headache
17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
16 times you said you were too sore
12 times it was the wrong time of the month
19 times you had to get up early
9 times you said weren't in the mood
7 times you were sunburned
6 times you were watching the late show
5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo
3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
9 times you said your mother would hear us

Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:

6 times you just laid there
8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling
4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with
7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished
1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move

KEEP READING.......

==========================================================

TO MY DEAR HUSBAND:

I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did:

5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat
36 times you did not come home at all
21 times you didn't ***
33 times you came too soon
19 times you went soft before you got in
38 times you worked too late
10 times you got cramps in your toes
29 times you had to get up early to play golf
2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls
4 times you got it stuck in your zipper
3 times you had a cold and your nose was running
2 times you had a splinter in your finger
20 times you lost the notion after thinking about it all day
6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book
98 times you were too busy watching TV

Of the times we did get together:

The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets.
I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, "Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?"
The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was trying to breathe

2006-09-15 11:28:45 · 21 answers · asked by neha 3 in Jokes & Riddles

i think its got a nise choros i dont normaly like song like this but its realy cool it on this on 100 greatest video's http://uk.launch.yahoo.com/

2006-09-15 11:28:17 · 16 answers · asked by Huggles [mozzafan] 4 in Music

2006-09-15 11:28:09 · 20 answers · asked by Dave B 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-15 11:28:07 · 23 answers · asked by Cap'n Donna 7 in Polls & Surveys

anyone know? I have dial-up, cant view video

2006-09-15 11:27:38 · 4 answers · asked by Veronica Mars 2 in Television

A first grade teacher was telling her class about the 3 little pigs. She got to the part where the pigs get the building materials and said, "The first little pig went up to a man and asked, 'Excuse me sir, but may I have some straw to build a house?'"

The teacher wanted to know if the class was paying attention so she asked, "What do you think the man said?"

One boy raised his hand and said, "I think maybe the man said something like, 'Holy S***! A talking pig!!!'"

2006-09-15 11:27:17 · 13 answers · asked by pistonfan1111 1 in Jokes & Riddles

no, seriously what's the song?

2006-09-15 11:27:13 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-09-15 11:26:32 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

well thank u for your answers. im very very interested in this movie , even i have its (mp4) and its soundtracks in my cell phone.
even i have its script. so can you please suggest me some movies like that. but don't forget i want movies exactly like that.
thank u again.

2006-09-15 11:25:36 · 9 answers · asked by I'm so freakin' gay 1 in Movies

2006-09-15 11:25:32 · 26 answers · asked by ~Jessica~ 1 in Television

2006-09-15 11:25:09 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

After I see that there is no chance of that person getting picked for best answer!

2006-09-15 11:25:08 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-15 11:25:06 · 9 answers · asked by ajm7_2000 1 in Music

2006-09-15 11:23:52 · 7 answers · asked by scluby2k 2 in Polls & Surveys

I need to play some of the good games, but there is only one boy that could come.

2006-09-15 11:23:40 · 24 answers · asked by Gabby 3 in Other - Entertainment

2006-09-15 11:23:14 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-09-15 11:22:13 · 13 answers · asked by brown_eyed_heartbreaker33 1 in Music

cut in front of the line to tell the manager off for allowing his/her dumbAss worker to screw up your order (which you didn't figure out til you drove all the way home). it never seems to happen when you get your order at the counter inside. its always at the drive thru. my bad for not checking the order in the drive but thats still no excuse for their foul up. how do you handle those situations?

2006-09-15 11:21:29 · 14 answers · asked by pete cochino 3 in Polls & Surveys

have you noticed it any better than the original limewire that you dont have to pay for, because i paid for the limewire pro and notice no difference.

2006-09-15 11:21:28 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-09-15 11:21:21 · 2 answers · asked by Rawr 2 in Other - Entertainment