There was a girl who lusted after a man. She wanted him. He asked her out for a date. He was to come to pick her up at 7pm on Saturday.
At 6 55pm she felt that she had to fart. She did not want to fart in the house because she knew that it would smell and she did not want to have the man think that she had a stinky house. The fart was balled up in her intestines. It hurt. She had to fart. She developed a quick plan. When he walked her to the car he would open her door. She would fart while he walked around the car to his door. She would open the car window and fan all of the "offensive" gas out of the car before he got in.
The man arrived at 7pm, walked her to the car and opened the door as planned. When she got in she farted, a very loud BRAAAAAAT. She opened the window and waved her hands to fan the smell out. She was comfortable. The man got in, indicated to the back seat and said, "Oh, by the way, I want to introduce you to my parents. They are going to eat with us".
2006-09-15 11:28:58 · 15 answers · asked by pistonfan1111 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg thats embarrassing!! lol funny though!
2006-09-15 11:31:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thank you.... I needed a good laugh after this rough day.
did you know that there was a tribe of Indians who used to choose their chief by having a farting contest? It's true... I just can not remember the name.
They had contest for the longest, loudest, stinkiest, etc....
A farting contest is a real tear jerker... more ways than one.
2006-09-15 11:51:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's nothing quite like the sound of a good fart.It has a unique musical quality about it that's hard to describe.
Why,I would rather hear a fat boy fart than hear a pretty girl sing.
2006-09-15 11:41:26 · answer #3 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oooh, My Goodness!! LOL. LOL.
Thanks for the laugh!
Have a great day!
2006-09-18 05:15:04 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFl....excellent joke. I would comment more, but I need to fart....lol
2006-09-15 11:35:29 · answer #5 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This joke is a copy of a banned commercial at http://youtube.com/watch?v=-mlDLJdPPvQ
2006-09-15 21:39:45 · answer #6 · answered by dave_taylor1900 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good idea but needs work.
2006-09-15 11:46:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love fart jokes!
2006-09-15 11:32:54 · answer #8 · answered by viv 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear now I see why you're a Pistons fan pfft lol thanks for the laugh ♥
2006-09-17 17:02:26 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.. pretty funny!!!!! Why didn't she fart in the bathroom?
2006-09-15 11:32:18 · answer #10 · answered by 1 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋