A first grade teacher was telling her class about the 3 little pigs. She got to the part where the pigs get the building materials and said, "The first little pig went up to a man and asked, 'Excuse me sir, but may I have some straw to build a house?'"
The teacher wanted to know if the class was paying attention so she asked, "What do you think the man said?"
One boy raised his hand and said, "I think maybe the man said something like, 'Holy S***! A talking pig!!!'"
2006-09-15 11:27:17 · 13 answers · asked by pistonfan1111 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
delightful joke. Thanks for the laugh
2006-09-15 11:49:08 · answer #1 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How approximately for a call: "Piggin Out With Wolfie" "ingesting extreme on the Hog" "a thank you to prepare dinner a Pig in a Poke...and different goodies" "a thank you to Bar-B-Q Pigs with Sticks on Bricks" "guess who would desire to have been stressful of the great undesirable Wolf' "guess who's Coming for Dinner" " 3 Pigs in a Stew Pot" Recipes "Thrown to the Wolf" Lone Wolf beef Chompers Recipes: 3 Pigs in a Poke (Pigs in a blanket) HAMburgers and Pigskins Mountain Oysters with Pig Tails Hog-Head Cheese link-Sausage canines Pigs in a Pickle (Pickled pig's ft) Pickled Mountain Oysters Dried Hog Jowls "In a Pig's Eye" Stew 3-Pig Salad Hog-Wild Ham Hocks
2016-10-01 00:11:32 · answer #2 · answered by mauzon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee!
2006-09-15 11:43:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny
2006-09-15 11:32:21 · answer #4 · answered by Lindsey H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute and funny
2006-09-15 11:39:26 · answer #5 · answered by 1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-09-15 22:45:44 · answer #6 · answered by (^_^) 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-09-15 11:45:50 · answer #7 · answered by butterfly*effect 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that was very funny
2006-09-15 14:20:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny!!
2006-09-15 11:47:03 · answer #9 · answered by egypts_lost_queen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg! u do not know how much i needed that. i cant stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-15 11:53:24 · answer #10 · answered by la_gurl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFl......that was a great one !!!
2006-09-15 11:39:30 · answer #11 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋