he goes in and pays $500. He's taken to a large room with a running track and there stands this really hot babe.
The clinic guy says "It's real simple,see the track? See the babe? If you can catch her, you can f@#K her!" So the guy goes round n' round all day until until he was exuasted & gave up
"I'll come back tomorrow"
So the next day he pay $1,000 & gets a babe to chase thats even hotter than the one before.
"Same deal dude If you can catch her, you can f@#K her."
So around & around they go & the guy still can't catch her.
"I'll come back tomorrow"
On the last day he pays $2,000 & tells the clinic guy.
"Your sign said 'Guaranteed weight loss in three days',so today better be good!"
He goes into the same room but today he find this huge guy who's an escaped convict
The convict looks over to the fat guy & says
"If I catch you ,I'm gonna F@#K you
2006-09-15
00:41:06
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