he goes in and pays $500. He's taken to a large room with a running track and there stands this really hot babe.
The clinic guy says "It's real simple,see the track? See the babe? If you can catch her, you can f@#K her!" So the guy goes round n' round all day until until he was exuasted & gave up
"I'll come back tomorrow"
So the next day he pay $1,000 & gets a babe to chase thats even hotter than the one before.
"Same deal dude If you can catch her, you can f@#K her."
So around & around they go & the guy still can't catch her.
"I'll come back tomorrow"
On the last day he pays $2,000 & tells the clinic guy.
"Your sign said 'Guaranteed weight loss in three days',so today better be good!"
He goes into the same room but today he find this huge guy who's an escaped convict
The convict looks over to the fat guy & says
"If I catch you ,I'm gonna F@#K you
2006-09-15 00:41:06 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WoooHooooo!
That's a good one.
2006-09-15 00:43:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've lost 5 kilos in my first week. It's my 10th day and I have included salad with some protein (eg. egg/ lean chicken) as you suggested. After 4 years of trying, the fat is finally coming off. It truly feels like magic!
Get started today!
2016-05-14 22:36:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke but's better when the last part is a 300 Pound Gorilla.
2016-03-27 02:11:41 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do 45 minutes cardio workouts a few times a week
2015-12-14 21:59:00 · answer #4 · answered by Roxy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do 250 breaststrokes about 10 minutes
2016-04-20 03:01:02 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To know how much calories you have to eat just add zero to your weight
2016-04-21 02:08:48 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Set new goals even you lose 10 pounds
2016-02-16 18:58:55 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drink green tea green tea can help you lose weight
2016-02-02 16:13:16 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
beware of fat free or zero trans fats foods as you could be trading fats for huge amounts of sugar or sodium
2016-02-06 01:14:32 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Prepare your own lunch people who prepare own lunch and eat will lose weight
2016-03-13 18:16:59 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋