John and his date were parked on a secluded dirt road
and started to make out hot and heavy.
His date stopped and said,
"I really should have told you this earlier,
but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex."
John pulled a twenty out of his billfold
and proceeded to have his way with her.
After a cigarette, John just sat in the driver's seat
starring out the window.
The woman asked him, "Why aren't we going anywhere?"
John replied, "Well, I really should have
told you THIS earlier." "I am actually a taxi cab driver,
and the fare back to town is $25."
2006-09-15 00:40:35 · 19 answers · asked by gogobanca 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats funny
2006-09-15 00:42:20 · answer #1 · answered by Betha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
probable a mixture of issues.... he's extra healthful and he's in a clean abode (are they feeding him an identical?). paintings on your transitions, upwards and downwards. this might make him concentration and hear you. Lay off the leaping till he settles down somewhat. additionally verify his mouth, possibly he's being stricken by utilising some thing there. that could make a horse pull and attempt to bolt.
2016-11-07 09:14:41 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute, but I figured it out before the punch line.
2006-09-15 00:43:54 · answer #3 · answered by strong and soft 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe funny!
2006-09-15 00:42:48 · answer #4 · answered by NONAME 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha funny u rocks GGB
2006-09-15 01:43:58 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like John he is funny... LOL
2006-09-15 00:43:07 · answer #6 · answered by donnasworld1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL good one
2006-09-15 05:27:43 · answer #7 · answered by Josie31 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a new one for me.
2006-09-15 00:42:57 · answer #8 · answered by WORLD CLASS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol cute ♥
2006-09-17 19:20:35 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!!! lol
2006-09-15 01:15:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋