3 nuns died and went to heaven.They walked up to St Peter, he told them ladies, before i let you enter you have to answer me one question. St. Peter says to first nun, have you ever in your life came in contact with a mans penis? 1st nun says yes,I once touched a mans penis with this finger. St.Peter says, dip your finger in the holy water and go on through. St. Peter asks nun #2,same question. She says, yes, I once grabbed a mans penis with this hand. St.Peter says dip your hand in the holy water and go on through. St Peter starts to ask 3rd nun same question, when 4th nun pushes 3rd nun, and knocks her to the ground, and says,"Hold on, wait one dang minute!!!! I'm NOT gargling with that water after she sticks her butt in it!!!!
2006-09-13
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