A man came home from work, sat down in his
favorite chair,
turned on the TV, and said to his wife,
"Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."
She looked a little puzzled, but brought
him a beer.
When he finished it, he said,
"Quick, bring me another
beer. It's gonna start."
This time she looked a little angry, but
brought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said,
"Quick, another beer before it starts."
"That's it!" She blows her top, "You
b*st*rd!
You walks in here, flop your fat *** down,
don't even say
hello to me and then expect me to run
around like your slave.
Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash
and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed. "Well, it's started."
2006-09-13
08:05:07
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