Here is my short poem, anyone else have one to share?

Question

Little green bird with a yellow bill
Sat upon my window sill
I lured him in with a piece of bread
Then I smashed his F N head!

Answer 1

A little mouse with little feet,
was perched upon my toilet seat.
I pushed him in and flushed him down,
and then I watched him, F N drown.

Answer 2

The tail was still wiggling
when it fell on Earth
so the culprit followed it down
to finish it with some more hits

poor little birdie
won't see another day
someone with no heart
denied him of the oppurtunity

so when you out there
see another bird on the sill
fed it with a love in your heart
for that bird to clack his lovely bill

Answer 3

WHY ?

Why do cats,
On winters nights Just as the goal of the year,
is about to be scored,

Appear at the window

And why?

Having spilt tea
and finally
found key
And opened the door

do they runaway away into the darkness?

Leaving me to wonder at their stupidity

And the final score.

>^,,^<

Answer 4

the little bird cried
as it died
the mother bird heard
and flew to the nerd
who crushed her bird
pecked out his eyes
what a suprise
that the mother bird heard her bird and pecked the nerd until he looked like a massive turd

Answer 5

No man let the bird sing

Answer 6

Cuteness. Short and sweet.

Answer 7

nice dude heres one more like a song actualy :

i hate you you hate me lets get together and kill barney with a big shotgun and a bullet in his head sory kids but barneys dead.

Answer 8

i like it thers one at the linal hartys barrel organ website

Answer 9

LOL. That's Bad! Funny, though! LOL.

Answer 10

you need help..and you've just been reported.