A man came home from work, sat down in his
favorite chair,
turned on the TV, and said to his wife,
"Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."
She looked a little puzzled, but brought
him a beer.
When he finished it, he said,
"Quick, bring me another
beer. It's gonna start."
This time she looked a little angry, but
brought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said,
"Quick, another beer before it starts."
"That's it!" She blows her top, "You
b*st*rd!
You walks in here, flop your fat *** down,
don't even say
hello to me and then expect me to run
around like your slave.
Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash
and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed. "Well, it's started."
2006-09-13 08:05:07 · 12 answers · asked by sylesh3 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha... Let the bitching begin! lol.
♣
2006-09-13 08:15:55 · answer #1 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't understand despite if to 'have a cool, frosty beverage' because of the fact I lament that i understand human beings who does no longer get this one-- or if I ought to easily 'pop a chilly one in each of decision' in party that i'll continuously have it to contain whilst the time is appropriate. So, i'm gonna wreck out 2 of them, understanding that this is in user-friendly terms honest, balanced, and terrific. chuffed Seis de Mayo!
2016-12-18 09:44:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny lol
2006-09-13 10:12:08 · answer #3 · answered by Josie31 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good, But he started it!
HaHaHa
2006-09-13 08:52:04 · answer #4 · answered by passthevasia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not quite a question but very cute all the same
2006-09-13 08:08:33 · answer #5 · answered by redneckwoodman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, silly man.... he made it start. He got her mad. Ha ha, that is so funny.
2006-09-13 08:07:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-09-13 08:16:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
*rofl* That's a good one, dude!
2006-09-13 08:12:18 · answer #8 · answered by Metal Paw 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha-ha-ha good joke
2006-09-13 08:09:12 · answer #9 · answered by mikhal k 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he he haha , yeah it started
2006-09-13 08:06:43 · answer #10 · answered by Pd 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋