A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO.
This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. He decides to save money and be the hatchet man himself.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he thinks this is his chance to show everyone he means business!
The CEO, walks up the guy and asks "and how much money do you make a week?"
Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $200.00 a week. Why?"
The CEO then hands the guy $200 in cash and screams "Here's a week's pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"
The guy chuckled and walked out.
Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks "Does anyone want to tell me what that slacker did here?"
With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "Pizza delivery guy".
2006-09-13 08:06:11 · 10 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
50/50...thx for sharing..hgday..:)
2006-09-13 08:16:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Awesome lol
2006-09-13 16:31:25 · answer #2 · answered by Sara 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha!! This CEO sounds like a real tuff guy! idiot. LOL!!
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2006-09-13 15:14:26 · answer #3 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha thats soooooooooooo funny omg hahahaha
2006-09-13 15:09:08 · answer #4 · answered by Finding happiness 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny man u rocks LOL
2006-09-13 15:08:00 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha silly CEO man..... thats what you get when you get tooooooo COCKY!!!!
2006-09-13 15:11:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Crazy man... but uber funny...
2006-09-13 15:09:14 · answer #7 · answered by n1ck3l_5 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, Good one.
2006-09-13 15:09:30 · answer #8 · answered by Mary 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is awesome as hell!
2006-09-13 15:31:24 · answer #9 · answered by Missouri LitWit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
2006-09-13 20:02:32 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋