3 nuns died and went to heaven.They walked up to St Peter, he told them ladies, before i let you enter you have to answer me one question. St. Peter says to first nun, have you ever in your life came in contact with a mans penis? 1st nun says yes,I once touched a mans penis with this finger. St.Peter says, dip your finger in the holy water and go on through. St. Peter asks nun #2,same question. She says, yes, I once grabbed a mans penis with this hand. St.Peter says dip your hand in the holy water and go on through. St Peter starts to ask 3rd nun same question, when 4th nun pushes 3rd nun, and knocks her to the ground, and says,"Hold on, wait one dang minute!!!! I'm NOT gargling with that water after she sticks her butt in it!!!!
2006-09-13 07:58:47 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I wonder what's the obsession with men's penises?
2006-09-13 08:40:52 · answer #1 · answered by Exousia Skotos 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haaaaaaaaaaaaa! Lol That was hilarious.....I heard a joke like that once before, but they used rappers, and other famous people instead! LMAO, that was funny!--He He!
2006-09-13 15:58:40 · answer #2 · answered by ~♥~Piglet~♥~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol silly nuns
2006-09-13 16:36:54 · answer #3 · answered by Sara 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hail Mary my son!
2006-09-13 15:02:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well! The fourth was a bit blunt, don't you think? XD
2006-09-13 15:15:56 · answer #5 · answered by Metal Paw 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-09-13 15:25:28 · answer #6 · answered by Daniel C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-09-13 15:01:08 · answer #7 · answered by jazzy_jada02 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he heh LOL , no offense man
2006-09-13 15:03:00 · answer #8 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute one ,thanks for the chuckle.. We don't laugh enough anymore.. Keep up the good work.I was not offended..
2006-09-13 15:57:00 · answer #9 · answered by GreenEYED Beauty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO !! HAHA@@!! i needed that its been a LONG day
2006-09-13 15:36:52 · answer #10 · answered by Kim2006 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋