Entertainment & Music - 11 September 2006

all im finding is "Tom Cruise kills Oprah" video's everywhere.

2006-09-11 06:48:56 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-09-11 06:48:52 · 5 answers · asked by ronzohooter 4 in Television

A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor has ordered him to lose 75 pounds. Next thing he sees is an advertisement for a guaranteed weight loss program. "Guaranteed like heck," he thinks to himself. "But lets see what they think they can do." He calls them on the phone and subscribes to the 3 day, 10 LB weight loss program.
The next day there comes a knock at his door, and when he answers, there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nikes and a sign hanging around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me." Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her. After they are through he kisses the girl one last time and thinks to himself with a nod, "I like the way this company does business." For the next two days, the same girl shows up and the same thing happens each time. On the fourth day, he weigh himself and, sure enough, he has lost 10 pounds.
Deciding that he likes his somewhat more slender physique, not to mention the method of treatment, he calls the company back and subscribes to their 5 day, 20 LB weight loss program. He thinks that losing 20 pounds in only 5 days seems like a lot, but he is intrigued by what their workout schedule might be like this time.
As expected, the next day there comes a knock at his door. When he answers it there stands a 22 year old knockout dressed in nothing but a pair of Reeboks and a sign hanging around her neck. She is simply stunning, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me." He's out the door like a shot. This gal is in excellent shape and it takes a while to catch her. But when he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze. She is wonderful, the best he has ever had. He is really looking forward to the next four days... For the next four days, the same girl shows up and the same thing happens each time, much to his delight. On the sixth day, he weighs himself and, unbelievably, he has lost another 20 pounds.
I love this company, he thinks to himself, "I never knew losing weight could be so easy and so much fun." Feeling much better about himself, he decides to go for broke and subscribe to the company's 7 day, 50 pound weight loss program. "Are you sure, sir?" Asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most vigorous program." "Absolutely," says he, "I love your program. Haven't felt this good in years!"
The next day there comes a knock at his door and he enthusiastically answers it. There stands before him a 200 pound perfect specimen of a man dressed in nothing but racing spikes and a sign around his neck. He introduces himself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If I can catch you, I can have you."

2006-09-11 06:48:13 · 54 answers · asked by butterfly 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Has anyone seen the movie Scary Movie 4? If so, what is your favorite part? I liked the opening scene with Shaq and Dr. Phil in the paraody of Saw. I am not usually a big fan of horror movies except for the Child's Play movies.

2006-09-11 06:47:04 · 9 answers · asked by aaron_esq 3 in Movies

What do you think about them?

Have a good day!

2006-09-11 06:46:53 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2006-09-11 06:46:51 · 9 answers · asked by Hacker 3 in Movies

Ok so i have a few,
1. I got in a hit and run the other morning driving home from my mans house... i was following him.. and didnt pay attention. the only reason i kept driving is so he wouldnt know.. he seen the whole thing.

2. I actrally drove off from the gas station with the gas pump still in my car. I completely ripped off the whole thing.. hose and all.

3. I went to a concert the other night.. and was a lil intoxicated.. basically i got up on some mans shoulders and shook my titties for him.. and well everybody else in the entire stadium.. if that wasnt bad enough.. i seen my titities on the internet this morningh.. they were taping me.. damn..

lemme hear some of yours, so i wont feel so dumb..

2006-09-11 06:46:39 · 8 answers · asked by misskaykai 2 in Other - Entertainment

1) If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have left?

2) I have 2 US coins totaling 30 cents. One is NOT a nickel. How is this possible?

3) How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?

4) How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?

5) Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? why?

The first to answer all the questions correctly and fully (just enogh to know that you know the answer) gets the BEST ANSWER award.

2006-09-11 06:46:22 · 16 answers · asked by Cero Kool 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-11 06:45:48 · 49 answers · asked by Felicia Fox 6 in Polls & Surveys

It's a Led Zeppelin song. It was the last Led Zeppelin song to chart and was never played live. It has a samba beat to it as well. Good Luck!

2006-09-11 06:45:46 · 2 answers · asked by Fool in the Rain 6 in Music

Incubus_ Here in my room

2006-09-11 06:45:24 · 22 answers · asked by AlOnEiNtHeRaIn 3 in Music

2006-09-11 06:45:21 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-11 06:45:08 · 21 answers · asked by Hacker 3 in Music

2006-09-11 06:45:04 · 5 answers · asked by vk_blv 1 in Music

Lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address:
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My loving wife
Subject: I've arrived Date: April 6, 2006
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. sure is freaking hot down here!!!!!

2006-09-11 06:44:57 · 9 answers · asked by butterfly 5 in Jokes & Riddles

my taste buds are flexible to some things but not the other.
what about you?

2006-09-11 06:44:44 · 7 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-11 06:44:18 · 15 answers · asked by Mister Tickle 2 in Music

2006-09-11 06:43:15 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-11 06:42:33 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

and we are not going to have a dj but its going to be at a hall with my friends and family. What are some good ol' drinking/ lets get drunk songs?

2006-09-11 06:41:37 · 17 answers · asked by ~*Katie*~ 4 in Music

by riding a cowboy?

2006-09-11 06:41:31 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-11 06:40:35 · 18 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

Who are the people that bother to answer questions they are offended by. Why don they simply choose from the vast selection of intelligent, well thought out ones, that are boring?

2006-09-11 06:39:55 · 18 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

it goes
im rollin down a lonely highway askin god to please forgive me..........

2006-09-11 06:39:29 · 3 answers · asked by smoke_a_bowl_420_biotch_15 1 in Music

for males
1)cameron dias
2) halle berry
3) anna niocle
4) tyra banks
5) britney spears
* if you do not think the person is attractive/pretty just leave them out

for women
1)Matthew McConaughey
2)Vin Diesel
3)Orlando Bloom
4) Ben Affleck
5) brad pit
6) bruno santos
same as the femal celebs if you don't consider the person attractive leave them out of your list
http://www.hunkymalecelebs.com/

2006-09-11 06:37:42 · 17 answers · asked by just me 4 in Celebrities

2006-09-11 06:37:18 · 24 answers · asked by IM THE GAY GOD ALL FEAR ME 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-11 06:37:15 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I was wondering if anyone has heard where A.j Mclean from the backstreet boys is or what he is doing. I also heard that the Backstreet boys were going to be coming out with another album. Is this true and if so when is it supposed to be released?

2006-09-11 06:36:43 · 14 answers · asked by jay 1 in Celebrities

2006-09-11 06:36:25 · 30 answers · asked by IM THE GAY GOD ALL FEAR ME 5 in Polls & Surveys

What does this mean?

"a pierde ne deloc."

2006-09-11 06:36:20 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys