Embarassing moments???

Question

Ok so i have a few,
1. I got in a hit and run the other morning driving home from my mans house... i was following him.. and didnt pay attention. the only reason i kept driving is so he wouldnt know.. he seen the whole thing.

2. I actrally drove off from the gas station with the gas pump still in my car. I completely ripped off the whole thing.. hose and all.

3. I went to a concert the other night.. and was a lil intoxicated.. basically i got up on some mans shoulders and shook my titties for him.. and well everybody else in the entire stadium.. if that wasnt bad enough.. i seen my titities on the internet this morningh.. they were taping me.. damn..

lemme hear some of yours, so i wont feel so dumb..

Answer 1

Wow... tough to top that. I'm guessing your boyfriend is either going to dump you when he sees them... or invite some friends over the next time he wants to get intimate. But, that's not the issue...

1: I was driving down this windy road, and this car came up and was tailgating me so bad I couldn't even see the hood of the car in my rearview, so I tapped my breaks a little. Well, we get to the stoplight, and there's some crazy lady waving her hand, and flapping her gums. She follows me three about five lights, honks her horn, flashes her lights, and keeps waving her arms and flapping her jaws like crazy. I try driving really fast to get away and she runs red lights, I try driving really slow to get her to go around me, and she just keeps following me. What a psycho! So then I realize I'm in the left lane, and I figure she's some freakt that has to pass me on the left no matter what, so I get in the right lane, and she speeds up just like I thought. What a psycho! somebody should lock her up. I give her the bird and Don't even look her way. She passes me, gets in my lane, and makes a right turn off to the hospital. Turns out it was my aunt trying to say hi to me.

2: I was drinking out of this huge 48 ounce jug of tequilla, and when I'd gotten about two thirds of the way done with it, I step outside, and I see three cans of half-empty Natural Light beer on the railing, so I decide to play T-ball with them. Took me five swings to even hit the first one, and then my roomate pointed out that I shouldn't use a GLASS bat to hit cans on a METAL railing. Could have turned out a lot worse I guess.

3: My chief told me to get a haircut for this big fire drill that was coming up the next day... only he kept me at work until four thirty, and it takes two hours to get to the barber shop, which closes at seven. No big deal... except I'll miss dinner, and have to take the bus out to town, and it'll be nine at night before I get anything to eat, and I won't get home until midnight... So I get home, and my roommates are watching "The WALL" and they tell me to sit down and have a beer and watch it too. I tell them I've got to get a haircut, and jason promises to drive me over there when the movie's done, since it's about half way through anyhow. Of course, they're so drunk they forget the promise, and watch the movie again. Great, now how am I supposed to get a haircut? Well, my other roommate says he can loan me his electric trimmer that he uses for his "umm...umm... hair." Well, what am I gonna do, right? So I'm shaving my head with this thing, and my other room mate sees the part where pink shaves his nipple off, and then does his eyebrows, and they tell me I should shave my eyebrows off. Well, we check the grooming and uniform standards, and it says "Noting asymmetrical, or faddish." but doesn't cover anything about eyebrows, and then I remember some guy on the ship shaves his head and eyebrows so people won't know he has red hair. Heck, why not shave my eyebrows, right? So I do them up, and of course, the next day, my chief chews a hole in my butt, but he can't really do anything, and he orders me to grow them back, and I agree... but I bick them the next weekend since they hadn't gotten very far, and nobody would notice. he he! OK, so maybe not embarrasing.... Well, I guess when the two ugliest female officers on the ship asked me what else I shaved it was embarrasing.

Answer 2

Hey, don't feel too bad - I'm sure we all have some embarrassing moments tucked away in the shadowy recesses of memory. The gas station one was a dinger!. I don't think I've ever heard that one before. :)

Re: the internet expose: A change of hairstyle and some oversized sunglasses might be just the ticket for the next few weeks....

Think of it this way... You'll have some interesting memories to look back on when you're old!

Answer 3

I find it hard to believe your chest is so large that everyone in a stadium could see them. If true, you could give out your address so people could go to googleearth.com and all get a peek from space.

And you show us a pic of your face and expect us to believe you have a man...c'mon. No one is going to believe that.

Answer 4

I'm gonna have to agree with Vickie

Answer 5

Can you give me the link?

Answer 6

$hit happens.

Answer 7

nope im pretty sure youre the biggest idiot out there

Answer 8

You win.....