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Just tell him you thought he mite like to have bacon instead of ham with his waffle for a change

2006-09-12 01:24:19 · answer #1 · answered by play dough 3 · 0 0

What's funnier than your question is your name. With a name like that it's a wonder there were only bacon strips in your drawers. I'd expect to find many more unpleasantries than just that!!!! Ha Ha!!

2006-09-11 06:51:13 · answer #2 · answered by *Larry P. he's for me* 4 · 1 0

Why would you have bacon strips in your panties? Don't even get me started...Make him eat them and vow to forget what he saw and never mention it again.

2006-09-11 06:40:57 · answer #3 · answered by duvaldiva.com 6 · 1 0

You are a sick sick sick person. the reason your hubby saw your "bacon stripps" is not his fault...its yours. It probably results from u not whiping your *** after you do what u do best. This **** talk is not funny anymore. I am suprised u have a hubby in the first place...have u told him that ur fetish is ****? i hope u did, that way he can save his time and leave you and your **** behind...maybe if u had your **** to yourself you would be happier...is he trying to take it from you? THank you

2006-09-11 06:42:26 · answer #4 · answered by Dark Pheonix 1 · 0 1

If they were fried, assure him he's in no danger of contracting trichinosis while making love to you. If they were raw, say that they're the two pieces you were looking for from of the pound you smuggled out of the grocery store that morning.

2006-09-11 06:50:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Oh God. Maury is the perfect teach to observe to kill your suggestions cells. it is soooo undesirable, yet soooo addicting. "you at the instant are not the daddy!!" *fat b'itch runs off screaming whilst guy does the Moonwalk*

2016-12-12 06:35:28 · answer #6 · answered by woolf 4 · 0 0

just bend over and let him eat them bacon strips. have fun.

2006-09-11 06:46:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

breakfast anyone...interesting 4 sure.. tks 4 the 2 points.

2006-09-11 06:44:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You can bring home the bacon, and fry it up in the pan...

2006-09-11 06:39:43 · answer #9 · answered by STONE 5 · 0 0

LOLOLOL
Why on earth would you have bacon strips in your panties?
LOLOLOLOL

2006-09-11 06:41:47 · answer #10 · answered by !ELGREEKO! 2 · 0 0

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