the old folks no sooner hit the pillow when the old man farts, and says 1 point to me, his wife rolls over and say' what in the world was that'
the old man replied,'it fart football' a few minutes later his wife lets one go, and says 1 point to me, drawing..
about 5 minutes later the old man lets 1 rip, and says i'm winning.. 2-1..not to be out done the wife lets out a little squeaker and say' i equalized..
now the pressurses on the old man, as he refuses to be beat by a woman..so he strains real hard. since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it every thing he's got and accidenttally,
poops in the bed,
the wife says' what the hell was that?'
the old man says" half time switch sides"
;0)
2006-09-10
08:36:52
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