Sorry if this offends anybody if I've posted it before, but I just want to make people laugh
Why didn't George Bush get a belly button ring?
Because he's already got a Dick Cheney!
2006-09-10 08:38:32 · 14 answers · asked by Epitome 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHA I like the Bush joke down there. I literally laughed out loud!
2006-09-10 09:09:01 · update #1
lol thats funny heres one for you
President Bush was touring a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the discussion on the word "tragedy."
So Bush asked the class for an example of a "tragedy."
One little boy stood up and offered, "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy."
"No," said Bush, "that would be an accident."
A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explained the president. "That's what we would call a great loss." The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Bush searched the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally in the back of the room a small boy raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said, "If Air Force One carrying you and Mrs. Bush was struck by a "friendly fire" missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy."
"Fantastic!" exclaimed Bush. "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?"
"Well," says the boy, "It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss, and it probably wouldn't be an accident!
2006-09-10 09:07:36 · answer #1 · answered by arkansasgirl02071981 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ok 2 points
2006-09-10 15:45:29 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that's a good one
2006-09-10 16:15:00 · answer #3 · answered by olivia m 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny cause i dont like him
2006-09-10 16:11:12 · answer #4 · answered by la_gurl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is so bad!, in a funny sort of way!lol!
2006-09-10 15:44:05 · answer #5 · answered by Mimiat41 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
i loved that one. i'm like sooooooo cons on Bush. Guess what? I'M STILL LAUGHING!!!!!!!!
^_^
2006-09-11 17:09:40 · answer #6 · answered by Mimi C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-09-10 15:43:00 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is that it? Not very funny, sorry.
2006-09-10 15:43:17 · answer #8 · answered by basscatcher 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
it is funny i smiled
2006-09-10 15:45:35 · answer #9 · answered by shebunkin 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
awful
2006-09-10 15:42:34 · answer #10 · answered by acataaaaaaa 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋