the old folks no sooner hit the pillow when the old man farts, and says 1 point to me, his wife rolls over and say' what in the world was that'
the old man replied,'it fart football' a few minutes later his wife lets one go, and says 1 point to me, drawing..
about 5 minutes later the old man lets 1 rip, and says i'm winning.. 2-1..not to be out done the wife lets out a little squeaker and say' i equalized..
now the pressurses on the old man, as he refuses to be beat by a woman..so he strains real hard. since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it every thing he's got and accidenttally,
poops in the bed,
the wife says' what the hell was that?'
the old man says" half time switch sides"
;0)
2006-09-10 08:36:52 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
try this on hubby tonight lol
x kx
2006-09-12 00:06:18 · answer #1 · answered by kitthekat 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a woman was waiting at the bus stop when the bus arrives, and as soon as the door opened, all the people inside went out, except one dude
when the woman asked the guy why didn't he go out he replies "because I was the one who farted"
haha good joke bet you'll like it
2006-09-10 08:40:49 · answer #2 · answered by acataaaaaaa 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good like it, sound as a pound
2006-09-10 08:39:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I like!
2006-09-10 08:38:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you make it up? it's good for someone on Y!A that made it up. but if u make up jokes alot then i wouldnt call it ur best.
2006-09-10 08:40:40 · answer #5 · answered by .oh snap.london bridge.oh snap. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I gave you a thumbs up for that one.
2006-09-10 08:40:30 · answer #6 · answered by angelo26 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before. Still funny in that gross way.
2006-09-10 08:48:21 · answer #7 · answered by CoCo-Puffs 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha!!!!! i like it! your a funnier man then i thought Fred cos you come up with some good stuff!
2006-09-10 11:08:07 · answer #8 · answered by sasha 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-09-10 08:38:20 · answer #9 · answered by brogdenuk 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
best laugh ive had all day lol good one
2006-09-10 08:48:56 · answer #10 · answered by ♥fluffykins_69♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋