Entertainment & Music - 4 September 2006

SPERM BANK ROBBERY

A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the f*****g safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money". "Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your f*****g head off!" She obliges and opens the safe door.

"Take one of the bottles and drink it!"

"But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously.

"Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She prises off the cap and gulps it down.

"Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands. The girl drinks another one. Suddenly the guy pulls off the balaclava and to the girl's amazement it's her husband.......

"Not that f*****g difficult is it?" he says

2006-09-04 01:22:44 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-04 01:20:52 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Horror movie
2006
technology
ghosts

2006-09-04 01:20:46 · 7 answers · asked by Dylan 3 in Movies

2006-09-04 01:19:52 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-04 01:19:50 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-09-04 01:19:13 · 2 answers · asked by Eric C 4 in Music

We've only just got it here in Australia, and we've all gone mad on it!!!

Not sure how far we are behind you, but we just saw the episode where George and Meredith have slept together, he's really upset, she's a mess and McDreamy tells her that they can be friends....

WHAT'S HAPPENING NOW????

2006-09-04 01:18:51 · 4 answers · asked by SierraSydney 2 in Television

2006-09-04 01:18:15 · 17 answers · asked by sueflower 6 in Polls & Surveys

Steve Irwin was killed by a Stingray barb to his heart. How do people feel about his death?

2006-09-04 01:17:55 · 28 answers · asked by froggie 4 in Celebrities

2006-09-04 01:17:47 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-09-04 01:17:24 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Claret, Merlot, Riesling, or Moselle

2006-09-04 01:17:02 · 7 answers · asked by Eric C 4 in Other - Entertainment

wich one???

2006-09-04 01:16:19 · 16 answers · asked by uzzel p 2 in Movies

2006-09-04 01:15:59 · 2 answers · asked by clara 1 in Celebrities

I feel like I might be, how about you?

2006-09-04 01:15:56 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-04 01:15:38 · 36 answers · asked by DL 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-04 01:15:13 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-09-04 01:15:04 · 3 answers · asked by max s 2 in Music

2006-09-04 01:13:17 · 10 answers · asked by sanjay k 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-09-04 01:13:11 · 6 answers · asked by lrcb 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-09-04 01:12:31 · 9 answers · asked by Wolverin_261978 1 in Comics & Animation

how can i get signed...?

2006-09-04 01:12:11 · 3 answers · asked by smokedatgoodchit 1 in Music

2006-09-04 01:11:59 · 5 answers · asked by luv2bmandjzmom 1 in Music

2006-09-04 01:10:46 · 4 answers · asked by divastrop1 1 in Movies

Cartoons like Power Ranger, WItch and Oban Star Racers?

2006-09-04 01:10:26 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Its just too confusing did steve irwin really die when,why,how

Thanks in advance

~Justinmc93

2006-09-04 01:09:37 · 13 answers · asked by Justinmc93 2 in Television

For Girls?
For Guys?

2006-09-04 01:09:25 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm clearly going senile in my 20's.. The Flumps was my fave kids tv program growing up and yet I can't remember what a 'flump' actully looked like. Was it some sort of shapeless blob? And what colour were they? Please help - clearly my life is incomplete without this knowledge.

2006-09-04 01:08:06 · 18 answers · asked by drblonde 3 in Television

i like miley cyrus.she has a great voice.

2006-09-04 01:06:03 · 15 answers · asked by uzzel p 2 in Celebrities

Whats the hardest thing you had to do in your life? if you dont wanna say cause it makes you sad just take the points. :)

2006-09-04 01:05:15 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys