Entertainment & Music - 4 September 2006

Apologies to any devout Catholics...

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway, when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It says SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES. He thinks it was just a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought. Soon, he sees another sign which says SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES and realizes that these signs are for real. When he drives past a third sign saying SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT, his curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive.

On the far side of the parking lot is a somber stone building with a
small sign next to the door reading SISTERS OF MERCY. He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks "What may we do for you, my son?"

He answers "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing business."

"Very well, my son. Please follow me.......

2006-09-04 01:40:59 · 5 answers · asked by daisymay 5 in Jokes & Riddles

are you really??? XxX

2006-09-04 01:40:17 · 10 answers · asked by - 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-04 01:39:08 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

i put this in the music section so i could get some more answers. I need them despratly.. pleaseee helppp and if you could look it up or something to help that would be great.. :)

2006-09-04 01:38:37 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-09-04 01:36:58 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-09-04 01:36:10 · 15 answers · asked by kiara j 1 in Celebrities

the bathtub is full of water. the only items in the room are a spoon, a teacup, and a bucket. which would you use to empty the tub?

2006-09-04 01:35:51 · 10 answers · asked by pinhed_1976 6 in Jokes & Riddles

RIP.
Sad loss.

2006-09-04 01:35:30 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-09-04 01:35:01 · 14 answers · asked by Claude 6 in Movies

2006-09-04 01:33:59 · 28 answers · asked by RockDJ 1 in Movies

2006-09-04 01:33:03 · 33 answers · asked by Bellarockafella 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-04 01:33:01 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

I love that show!! My fave would have to be hannah montana!!

2006-09-04 01:32:18 · 13 answers · asked by Gymnast 1 in Television

2006-09-04 01:32:14 · 11 answers · asked by lilangel141512 1 in Horoscopes

RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE WITH THE FOLLOWING QUALIFICATIONS:

1. WON'T BEAT ME UP
2. WON'T RUN AWAY
3. HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED

For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail...all to no avail. None of the men seemed to meet her qualifications.

Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man, with no arms and no legs, lying on the welcome mat. Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you and what do you want?"

"Hi," said the man "Your search is over, for I am the man of your dreams. I've got no arms, so I can't beat you up and I've got no legs, so I can't run away."

The old woman asked, "What makes you think you're so great in bed?"

To which he replied, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

2006-09-04 01:31:50 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

This fellow went to the job centre for a job in the NHS and the man behind the desk said they had a job in Glasgow as a Assistant Gynecologist.

The fellow say's "What involved with the job"

The man reply's " You'll have to help prepare and shave some lady's southern region?"

The fellow say's eagerly " I'll take it, what do I do next!"

The man say's " Go to Edinburgh for 9am on Monday"

"But the job is in Glasgow" the fellow said.

"Aye! that right but the line fo the job starts there" said the man at the job centre.

2006-09-04 01:31:28 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

what would it be?

2006-09-04 01:30:38 · 17 answers · asked by hi 2 in Polls & Surveys

How crazy is it? I can't say i ever liked him much but it's horrible that he died :( I feel sorry for his wife and kids

2006-09-04 01:30:02 · 16 answers · asked by Bellarockafella 3 in Polls & Surveys

♥funnel cake and um...yeah♥

2006-09-04 01:29:22 · 13 answers · asked by ♥ Luveniar♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-04 01:29:03 · 13 answers · asked by Stevie-G 4 in Music

2006-09-04 01:28:10 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-09-04 01:27:23 · 22 answers · asked by Alex 1 in Horoscopes

2006-09-04 01:26:31 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-09-04 01:24:47 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-04 01:24:44 · 1 answers · asked by pensanta v 1 in Music

2006-09-04 01:24:43 · 5 answers · asked by shadownurse 2 in Celebrities

2006-09-04 01:24:23 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am a cool guy .

2006-09-04 01:24:15 · 7 answers · asked by deepak57 7 in Polls & Surveys

Mine would be, schools, hospitals and childcare for preschool children of any age.

2006-09-04 01:23:19 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

the word - 'Gift'

2006-09-04 01:22:56 · 36 answers · asked by RAINGIRL 6 in Polls & Surveys