Entertainment & Music - 3 September 2006

Harriet, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.


After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asks a delivery man, "Before you go, may I ask what age you think I am?"

Looking over her carefully, the driver says, "Judging from your skin, 20; your hair, 18; and your figure, 25."

"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushes.

"Hold on there, lady!" he says. "I haven't added them up yet!"

2006-09-03 18:25:27 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

my dad had his cell in his pocket and didnt take it out and it got washed!we laughed until we almost died and it was so funny i puked.if you think its funny press 1 if its offensive press 2 if its not funny press 3

2006-09-03 18:25:21 · 19 answers · asked by chilipeppa94 2 in Polls & Surveys

Please, ONLY choose the closest you feel you are.

2006-09-03 18:25:15 · 14 answers · asked by da dude 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-03 18:24:58 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have seen pictures of Sesshoumaru as a child, but where do the pictures come from? Was there a scene with him as a child in the series???

2006-09-03 18:24:11 · 3 answers · asked by Kardrinalin 2 in Comics & Animation

2006-09-03 18:23:43 · 11 answers · asked by trinity71237 1 in Jokes & Riddles

More here:

http://tv.yahoo.com/news/ap/20060903/115734486000.html

The documentary has aired numerous times, uncensored. But the FCC has trumped up its policy on decency and could fine CBS for allowing firefighter's exclamations and cursings to be broadcast.

2006-09-03 18:23:30 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-09-03 18:23:00 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-03 18:22:56 · 5 answers · asked by I'm insane 3 in Music

2006-09-03 18:22:23 · 11 answers · asked by snoogans 5 in Polls & Surveys

A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him, "Daddy, what's sex?"


Her father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperms and eggs. He goes on to tell her about puberty, menstruation, erections, wet-dreams...and he thinks, what the hell, and goes on to tell her the works.


He covers a wide and varied assortment of sub topics and by the time he's finished, his daughter is somewhat awestruck with this sudden influx of bizarre new knowledge. Her father finally asks: "So what did you want to know about sex for?"


"Oh, mommy said to tell you lunch would be ready in a couple of secs..."

2006-09-03 18:22:10 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-03 18:21:58 · 25 answers · asked by kingofnarniaforever 4 in Celebrities

They hardly show Beautiful at all that when they showed her and Like Dat I didn't know who she was!
I thought it was low of Flav to not give Like Dat a clock. Why didn't he dismiss her earlier if he knew he didn't like big girls?

2006-09-03 18:21:26 · 7 answers · asked by mamabunny 4 in Television

2006-09-03 18:19:48 · 4 answers · asked by Ms. klOHe 2 in Celebrities

I want to download the trailer of POTC 1 & 2 and put it in my cellphone, but I dont know where I can get one for free. Hope you could help me out guys. Thanks

2006-09-03 18:19:06 · 5 answers · asked by allaboutdepp 2 in Movies

you can be straight, bi, or a lesbian to answer..

2006-09-03 18:18:46 · 14 answers · asked by snoogans 5 in Polls & Surveys

its not really a question.... just say yes

2006-09-03 18:17:53 · 24 answers · asked by soccerandlaxfan4life 2 in Music

2006-09-03 18:17:36 · 25 answers · asked by rawr! 2 in Movies

2006-09-03 18:16:24 · 33 answers · asked by da dude 4 in Polls & Surveys

The bitchy skank keeps eating all my fruit preserves, then purges in my laundry-room drain...........ewwww!

2006-09-03 18:16:06 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The dog said aftarwards, "What are you going to do about it bi***?"

2006-09-03 18:15:39 · 13 answers · asked by John Blix 4 in Other - Entertainment

There's a white guy in a pub toilet squeezing a kidney and he's standing next to a black guy. He can't help but glance sideways to see if the myth is true.

"Bloody hell!", he exclaims. "Oh sorry", he continues, "but how the hell did you get one that long?"

The black guy explains: "Well, as a young man I used to hang a brick off the end on a piece of string for about half an hour a day to stretch it."

So, the white guy takes the advice and off he goes merrily.

Some time later, the black guy is in the same pub and spots the white guy at the bar. So, he goes to over to see him.

"How's things coming on then?", he asks

"Oh great; I think I'm half way there" comes the reply " - it's gone black!"

2006-09-03 18:15:31 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-03 18:15:31 · 28 answers · asked by Proud Mommy! 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-03 18:15:18 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Just curious what you all think?

2006-09-03 18:14:53 · 6 answers · asked by Am 3 in Polls & Surveys

I am board and cant wate. btw, my timezone is (EDT),

2006-09-03 18:14:48 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The chicken leg I was eating jumped out of my hand, reattached itself to other members in the bucket, and ran out my front door apparently seeking a head to complete its' reanimation. I am concerned he might come back for me in revenge of trying to eat him.

2006-09-03 18:14:13 · 15 answers · asked by John Blix 4 in Other - Entertainment

http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiapcf/09/04/australia.irwin/index.html

I hope the reports aren't true. He's been such a great entertainter for kids, and it would be such a shame to see him go. If the reports are true, at least he was doing something he loved.

2006-09-03 18:14:07 · 30 answers · asked by Redeemer 5 in Celebrities

2006-09-03 18:13:40 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-03 18:13:36 · 6 answers · asked by Thomas L 1 in Music