A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him, "Daddy, what's sex?"
Her father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperms and eggs. He goes on to tell her about puberty, menstruation, erections, wet-dreams...and he thinks, what the hell, and goes on to tell her the works.
He covers a wide and varied assortment of sub topics and by the time he's finished, his daughter is somewhat awestruck with this sudden influx of bizarre new knowledge. Her father finally asks: "So what did you want to know about sex for?"
"Oh, mommy said to tell you lunch would be ready in a couple of secs..."
2006-09-03 18:22:10 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha...good one! im sure the poor little girl will have that memory ingraved in her brain 'lunch and sex' until she really understands the true meaning...
2006-09-04 13:59:54 · answer #1 · answered by sueet2b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
D'oh.
"I learned the facts of life...from watching THE FACTS OF LIFE!"
2006-09-04 01:24:57 · answer #2 · answered by Greg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah funny two thumbs up hampton and ebert
2006-09-04 01:26:51 · answer #3 · answered by Sweetest Taboo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
moral??
never give the meaning without knowing what sentence the word comes from??!!:D..nice one tho..
2006-09-04 01:24:58 · answer #4 · answered by v v 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL hahaha
too bad, he explained everything already
^_^
2006-09-04 02:23:47 · answer #5 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I guess he felt like a bloviator. LOL.
2006-09-04 06:38:21 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO thats a good one.
2006-09-04 01:43:31 · answer #7 · answered by bronxfinest_gurl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-09-04 01:24:31 · answer #8 · answered by floozy_niki 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute.
Poor kid didn't really need that visual!!!
2006-09-04 01:25:25 · answer #9 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahaha
2006-09-04 02:08:27 · answer #10 · answered by amit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋