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my head is not working today...

2006-09-03 18:18:50 · answer #1 · answered by Jubei 7 · 0 0

Do you honestly suppose that any body gives a great big rats pah-toot whether you have a laugh. At this time of day you're pinning your hopes on the bar crowd and insomniacs, two groups with a sense of humor becoming of a mortician. You'll be lucky to crack a smile, let alone giggle. The best thing you can do is dig out an old text book. It'll be side splitting hilarity compared to what you can expect around here till morning.

Alright, alright, here's something my wife hit me with. She tells me that Jesus is a woman, and claims the proof is that 1) He fed a large group of people on short notice and nothing to work with, 2) that He spent all his time preaching to men who just didn't get it, and 3) even though He was dead, He had to get back up because there was more work to do. Yuck it up, kid.

2006-09-04 01:50:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Have you ever felt more like you do now than you did a while ago? Have you ever felt better all over than you did anywhere else?

2006-09-04 01:22:44 · answer #3 · answered by jbsim75 3 · 0 0

I'm in a depressed mood right now.
I just ate cake...

2006-09-04 01:32:09 · answer #4 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0 0

i am a genius
now that is funny

2006-09-04 01:26:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

yea...like umm...can u answer one of my questions?,i promise you its not about yahoo! messenger,i asked another one,hope u like it

2006-09-04 01:33:57 · answer #6 · answered by ♥D@t_bLaSiaN♥ 5 · 0 0

I thought that was your job.

2006-09-04 01:23:03 · answer #7 · answered by Mrs. Kiedis 5 · 0 0

Never fear KIDDD PECATONICAAAA is here!!!!!

2006-09-04 01:20:07 · answer #8 · answered by Kid Pecatonica 4 · 0 0

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