Harriet, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.
After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asks a delivery man, "Before you go, may I ask what age you think I am?"
Looking over her carefully, the driver says, "Judging from your skin, 20; your hair, 18; and your figure, 25."
"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushes.
"Hold on there, lady!" he says. "I haven't added them up yet!"
2006-09-03 18:25:27 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I think that was awesome, i've never heard it before and im gonna make sure that anyone else who hasn't heard it before, soon will....
Thanks heaps for the laugh, that definately deserves a big thumbs up...
=)
2006-09-03 18:32:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is a teacher teaching sex education to a bunch of 5th graders. She walks to the chalk board and draws a huge penis on the board! She truns to the class and simply asked the class, “Class, does any one know what that is?”
The class sits silently for a second or two than chintoo stands from the back! He yells, “I know what that is! It’s a PENIS! I know cause my dad’s got two!”
“The small one he pee’s from, the big one he brushs the babysitters teeth with
2006-09-08 00:08:41 · answer #2 · answered by ravi_khanna234 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Um...
*gets out calculator*
63! Do I win?
Good joke.
2006-09-04 01:57:02 · answer #3 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha funny - AND the lady fainted
2006-09-04 01:41:34 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats funny she got played big time...
2006-09-04 01:46:08 · answer #5 · answered by bronxfinest_gurl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it its funny but its a little long.
2006-09-04 02:01:22 · answer #6 · answered by Tori C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH, SOOO BAD, BUT IN A VERY FUNNY WAY!!!!LOL
2006-09-09 00:09:24 · answer #7 · answered by artchic1984 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha another oldie but a goodie â¥
2006-09-04 01:27:34 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol haha.. mean driver it's okay though
2006-09-06 22:41:00 · answer #9 · answered by fersitf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-09-07 22:26:50 · answer #10 · answered by chris m 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋