The bitchy skank keeps eating all my fruit preserves, then purges in my laundry-room drain...........ewwww!
2006-09-03 18:16:06 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Ok ok ok. Here's what you need to do:
Call up Henry Rollins, Hilary Clinton, and Michael Moore.
Go to the hardware store and get a bunch of big blue plastic tarps (things could get messy), duct tape,a burlap sack, and a sledgehammer.
Cover the basement walls and floors with the tarp and invite your guests down. Let them work their magic (Henry Rollins will tell her to shut the **** up, Hilary Clinton will tell her how far she has set the feminist movement back, and Michael Moore will sit on her). Once she's subdued, or at least distracted, nail her over the head with the sledgehammer (I told you it'd get messy but fortunately we planned ahead, right?). Now tie her up with the duct tape paying special attention to the mouth. We don't want that popping open unexpectedly now do we? Throw her *** in the burlap sack and take her to the docks. Cleverly disguise her amongst some cargo on a boat and ship her off to the Middle East. She'll be happy there, after all she did say she wanted everything liberal out of her life.
2006-09-03 18:26:37 · answer #1 · answered by anonymous 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Call Michael Chimpson. He is the best. He will sneak into your basement pretending to be an intern, and when she is distracted he will cold cok her. This method has worked on many celeb's as he is the best. Just look him up in the yellow pages.
2006-09-04 01:18:22 · answer #2 · answered by John Blix 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Quit buying fruit preserves. Or give her a reason to purge, like make her a fruit preserve sandwich and smear some a** on her bread.
2006-09-04 01:24:57 · answer #3 · answered by jbsim75 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Send her neighbor, Betty Donaldson, down there to keep her company. Betty's so boring she'll run Ann out in less than an hour.
2006-09-04 01:28:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Seal it up real tight, send a hose into one of the windows, turn it on, and leave. Might take a couple of days, but...hey... it'll be worth it.
2006-09-04 01:19:48 · answer #5 · answered by warehaus 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry, but your best bet is to take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
2006-09-04 06:35:36 · answer #6 · answered by sueflower 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Tell her Rush Limbaugh wants to give her a blowyob?
2006-09-04 01:29:21 · answer #7 · answered by bconehead 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Ewwwwwwwwww
Throw her out.
lol
2006-09-04 01:32:32 · answer #8 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ann coulters in your basement
oh sh*t
your in hell
2006-09-04 01:19:46 · answer #9 · answered by soccerandlaxfan4life 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ask her to come upstairs and lead your prayer group.
2006-09-04 01:26:50 · answer #10 · answered by miguelitabonita 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋