There's a white guy in a pub toilet squeezing a kidney and he's standing next to a black guy. He can't help but glance sideways to see if the myth is true.
"Bloody hell!", he exclaims. "Oh sorry", he continues, "but how the hell did you get one that long?"
The black guy explains: "Well, as a young man I used to hang a brick off the end on a piece of string for about half an hour a day to stretch it."
So, the white guy takes the advice and off he goes merrily.
Some time later, the black guy is in the same pub and spots the white guy at the bar. So, he goes to over to see him.
"How's things coming on then?", he asks
"Oh great; I think I'm half way there" comes the reply " - it's gone black!"
2006-09-03 18:15:31 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha ha ha. that was good!! I can see someone doing that. HA HA HA
2006-09-06 08:13:27 · answer #1 · answered by butterfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha funny - streching it to black - i remember in the village farmers used to tie piece of stone to the snake gourd
2006-09-04 01:44:53 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to the pub.
2006-09-04 01:18:28 · answer #3 · answered by No Saint 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mercy! LOL. The idea of that makes me cringe! LOL.
2006-09-04 06:24:28 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha and oldie but a goodie â¥
2006-09-04 01:24:32 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow??
2006-09-04 01:20:51 · answer #6 · answered by funguy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bbbbbbbbbboooooooooooo
2006-09-04 01:29:59 · answer #7 · answered by Sweetest Taboo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not so good.
2006-09-07 17:31:57 · answer #8 · answered by x3babyshayy♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, that was really gay. Thanks for wasting my time.
2006-09-04 01:19:29 · answer #9 · answered by Take That 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋