Entertainment & Music - 28 August 2006

There is one thing that all teenagers today (13-19 year olds) have in common:
They became teenagers after the 90s were over. (Today's 19 year olds turned 13 in the year 2000)

When I was a teenager in the 90s we used to look back on the 80s as a very old-fashioned decade.
Now that it's the 00s, I'm wondering what today's teenagers think of the 90s.
Do they think the 90s are "old fashioned" or "un-cool" or "un-hip"?
Do they listen to any 90s music? Or wear 90s clothes? Or watch 90s movies?

2006-08-28 16:22:58 · 15 answers · asked by cambridgebrian 1 in Other - Entertainment

I am looking for something I can use as a music player but also records voice. This way I won't have to carry two separate things.

2006-08-28 16:22:39 · 8 answers · asked by TradeConsult 4 in Music

A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, "You've been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask."

The cats says, "Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors." God says, "Say no more." And instantly, a fluffy pillow appears. A few days later, 6 mice are killed in a tragic accident and they go to Heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same offer that He made the cat.

The mice said, "All our lives we've had to run. We've been chased by cats, dogs and even women with brooms. If we could only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn't have to run anymore." God says, "Say no more." And instantly, each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates.

About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat is doing. The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow. God gently wakes him and asks,

"How are you doing? Are you happy here?"

The cat yawns and stretches and says, "Oh, I've never been happier in my life. And those Meals on Wheels you've been sending over are the best!"

2006-08-28 16:21:39 · 13 answers · asked by lkwood39 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Name the orphanage that Jake & I grew up in.

2006-08-28 16:20:55 · 12 answers · asked by Elwood Blues 6 in Movies

Willys cynical thought for the fugging day;

Some people may think I'm arrogant, but I freaking know better!

Top 10 things a man would do if he woke up with a vagina for a day

1. Immediately go shopping for a huge cucumber and zucchini.

2. Squat over a hand held mirror for 2 hours.

3. See if he could actually do the splits.

4. See if it's possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

5. Cross his legs with out rearranging.

6. Get picked up at a bar in less than 10 minutes before closing time.

7. Have multiple orgasms and still be ready for more, without taking a nap first.

8. Go to a gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

9. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts.

10. Finally find that damned G-spot!!!

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

2006-08-28 16:19:54 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A country preacher decided to skip services one Sunday and head to the hills to do some bear hunting. As he rounded the corner on a perilous twist in the trail, he and a bear collided, sending him and his rifle tumbling down the mountainside. Before he knew it, his rifle went one way and he went the other, landing on a rock and breaking both legs. That was the good news. The bad news was the ferocious bear charging at him from a distance, and he couldn't move. "Oh, Lord," the preacher prayed, "I'm so sorry for skipping services today to come out here and hunt. Please forgive me and grant me just one wish...please make a Christian out of that bear that's coming at me. Please, Lord!"

That very instant, the bear skidded to a halt, fell to its knees, clasped its paws together and began to pray aloud right at the preacher's feet.
"Dear God, bless this food I am about to receive...."

2006-08-28 16:19:50 · 7 answers · asked by lkwood39 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-28 16:19:46 · 21 answers · asked by dirk41 1 in Music

Whats invisable and yet never out of sight?

2006-08-28 16:19:34 · 14 answers · asked by TheCatIsBack 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Just curious on what everyone likes and what i should go see this weekend!!!

2006-08-28 16:19:28 · 14 answers · asked by ricey_brat 4 in Movies

2006-08-28 16:19:27 · 21 answers · asked by Malik B 1 in Polls & Surveys

http://flickr.com/photos/41788586@N00/227840277/?rotated=1&cb=1156821477734

2006-08-28 16:19:09 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-28 16:18:54 · 16 answers · asked by ~Tranell~ 3 in Horoscopes

JUST CURIOUS!!! I don't plan on stealing my cat's catnip, so don't freak out on your responses.

2006-08-28 16:18:30 · 11 answers · asked by daisy 3 in Other - Entertainment

Defently Daniel!!!!!!!! I think Zac efron has a weird nose!

2006-08-28 16:18:20 · 10 answers · asked by You're My Wonderwall 3 in Celebrities

What are some songs that are good about someone who is away for a long time? Such as "Here without you" or "I'm already there - Lonestar"? Thanks!

2006-08-28 16:18:08 · 7 answers · asked by kallingarbers 1 in Music

...animals have you had at one time?
PETS...lol...how many pets have you had at one time?

At one time, I owned a sorrell Quarterhorse mare, a black Quarterhorse gelding, a caramel Arabian stud, eight Australian Shepherds, one Border Collie, one Cockapoo, four cats, two Cockatiels, and four Chinese Snow Geese...oh, and lots and lots of visiting Deer.

Since then, I've had a Black Lab/Chow, a Cocker Spaniel, two Lab/Boxers, an Australian Shepherd, a Springer Spaniel, lots of cats, and a duck.

2006-08-28 16:18:05 · 14 answers · asked by persnickety1022 7 in Polls & Surveys

10 points for correct guess

2006-08-28 16:18:01 · 1 answers · asked by harrypotterschick07 2 in Music

wake up to start your day, whether it be day or night, do you welcome it or dread it?

2006-08-28 16:17:49 · 28 answers · asked by Bullchit 5 in Polls & Surveys

TO: ALL EMPLOYEES
SUBJECT: SICK LEAVE POLICY

SICKNESS:
No excuse...We will no longer accept your doctor's statement as proof. We believe that if you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.


AN OPERATION:
We are no longer allowing this practice. We wish to discourage any thoughts that you may need an operation. We believe that as long as you are an employee here, you will need all of whatever you have and should not consider having anything removed. We hired you as you are, and to have anything removed would certainly make you less than we bargained for.


DEATH:
Other than your own:
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for them, and we are sure that someone else can attend to the arrangements. However, if the funeral can be held in the late afternoon, we will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently let you leave 1 hour early, provided your share of the work is ahead enough to keep the job going in your absence.

Your own:
This will be accepted as an excuse. However, we require at least two weeks notice as we feel it is your duty to train your replacement.


ALSO:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the restroom. In the future, we will follow the practice of going in alphabetical order. For instance, those whose names begin with "A" will go from 8:00-8:15, and so on. If you're unable to go at your time, it will be necessary to wait until the next day when your time comes again.

We appreciate your cooperation,
THE MANAGEMENT

2006-08-28 16:17:48 · 7 answers · asked by lkwood39 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-28 16:17:23 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Who won the veto this week and who is going up on the block? Is Jenelle safe does anyone know what the twist will be this thursday?

2006-08-28 16:16:37 · 9 answers · asked by gipsey3 1 in Television

honestly, how many times a week are you and your partner intimate? if a week is too often, then how many times in a month?

2006-08-28 16:16:36 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and NOT because Davey Havok is SO hot....I want real fans. old and new. what do u think of decemberunderground vs their older stuff? I like them...their last cd was better, now a bunch of 8th grade poseurs are all davey marry me....grow up...he doesn't know u exist.

2006-08-28 16:15:54 · 6 answers · asked by bleh 5 in Music

I Simon LeBon of Duran Duran, and now years later I cringe... "What was I thinking?" I swear, when I look at DD's photos, they look sooooo gayyyyy, lol!

Anyone else?

2006-08-28 16:15:22 · 38 answers · asked by Dolores G. Llamas 6 in Celebrities

2006-08-28 16:14:57 · 27 answers · asked by chemicalCourtney 2 in Television

who wants to go with me?

2006-08-28 16:14:41 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What is it where you are…rightnow :)

2006-08-28 16:14:34 · 46 answers · asked by FEVER!! 3 in Polls & Surveys

This Friday, "Crank" opens at theatres nationwide. Directed by Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor, it's an action-thriller film starring Jason Statham, Amy Smart, and Dwight Yoakam. Will you see it in theatres, on DVD, on TV, or pass forever?

2006-08-28 16:13:33 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

" How does the moon look right now? " How much of it can you see? I think it looks very beautiful right now.....!

2006-08-28 16:12:56 · 36 answers · asked by Not Spoiled Just Loved♥ 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-28 16:12:48 · 15 answers · asked by Pack_is_back 2 in Celebrities