Willys cynical thought for the fugging day;
Some people may think I'm arrogant, but I freaking know better!
Top 10 things a man would do if he woke up with a vagina for a day
1. Immediately go shopping for a huge cucumber and zucchini.
2. Squat over a hand held mirror for 2 hours.
3. See if he could actually do the splits.
4. See if it's possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
5. Cross his legs with out rearranging.
6. Get picked up at a bar in less than 10 minutes before closing time.
7. Have multiple orgasms and still be ready for more, without taking a nap first.
8. Go to a gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
9. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts.
10. Finally find that damned G-spot!!!
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2006-08-28 16:19:54 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
From; WILLYS JOKES 8/30/06 Top 10 things a man would do if he woke up with a vagina for a day
2006-08-28 16:20:11 · update #1
In response, I am trying to think of what I would do if I had a penis for a day, Let's see, Scratch and adjust a lot, urinate standing up, write my name in the snow, try to work on my car and operate power tools while drinking beer, in general, I would be really freaked out by all that stuff dangling out of me, I think I will keep my own parts even though they are a real mess every month, Good post again from you, Thanks.
2006-08-28 18:23:53 · answer #1 · answered by Sue Chef 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My husband, if our "parts" were switched, would be bound and determined to prove how easy it is for a woman to orgasm...and when he/she doesn't, rub in the fact that round 2 is much easier said than done...and I would show him how it feels to not only not get off, but to not cuddle as well. HA! Trust me, I've thought about it!
2006-08-28 23:25:42 · answer #2 · answered by Krissy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is your secret - to get to the level you've got to with this kind of question - they banned me at level 2 and removed my question about hoi paloi, rif raf and lower orders - well done mate and I like your link - you are a true nutter !
2006-08-28 23:27:43 · answer #3 · answered by BaitersinSpace 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you forgot number 11. Be a gold digging beeitch
2006-08-28 23:23:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely doesn't fit the context of a question.
2006-08-28 23:23:50 · answer #5 · answered by dintym 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't forget have someone bite on his "man in a boat" and know for a fact that it doesn't feel good to constantly pull on it and that it's highly sensitive
2006-08-28 23:34:46 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well it would be your luck that the day you wake up with a vagina will be the first day you experience cramps that comes with a period
2006-08-28 23:22:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will continue sleeping coz I know it MUST BE a dream!
2006-08-28 23:23:29 · answer #8 · answered by City hunter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahah, so tru, just like a guy with boobd, stay home and play with it all day!!
2006-08-28 23:23:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay. Read it twice, and still see no question. Was there one?
2006-08-28 23:22:56 · answer #10 · answered by Bronwen 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋