A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, "You've been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask."
The cats says, "Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors." God says, "Say no more." And instantly, a fluffy pillow appears. A few days later, 6 mice are killed in a tragic accident and they go to Heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same offer that He made the cat.
The mice said, "All our lives we've had to run. We've been chased by cats, dogs and even women with brooms. If we could only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn't have to run anymore." God says, "Say no more." And instantly, each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates.
About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat is doing. The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow. God gently wakes him and asks,
"How are you doing? Are you happy here?"
The cat yawns and stretches and says, "Oh, I've never been happier in my life. And those Meals on Wheels you've been sending over are the best!"
2006-08-28 16:21:39 · 13 answers · asked by lkwood39 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny.
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2006-08-29 19:19:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
hahahahahha, thas good
heres a blond on for ya
A blonde goes into a laundry mat and asks to have her sweater cleaned. The laundromat attendant doesn't hear her correctly and says, "come again?" The blonde blushes slightly and giggles, "oh, no it's just mustard this time."
2006-08-28 23:28:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Puuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrr...!
2006-08-29 02:11:25 · answer #3 · answered by blktiger@pacbell.net 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, you are too cute! These are great, I am sending them on to friends!
2006-08-28 23:25:30 · answer #4 · answered by KIMBO 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!
That has got to be at least a 10!
2006-08-29 22:31:09 · answer #5 · answered by Woody 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LoL! Very funny!
2006-08-28 23:27:46 · answer #6 · answered by zoril 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahah...luv it.....have a great week...
2006-08-28 23:26:07 · answer #7 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny.
2006-08-28 23:24:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
this is funny
2006-08-28 23:24:33 · answer #9 · answered by ash 7 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol just lol
2006-08-30 18:40:04 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋