Entertainment & Music - 17 August 2006

2006-08-17 19:35:54 · 25 answers · asked by ? 6 in Celebrities

2006-08-17 19:35:07 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

ok ,, if you aren't listening to anything what do you really wish to listen to??

2006-08-17 19:33:09 · 19 answers · asked by Bee 3 in Music

Going through some REALLY strange things in my life right now, and I'd like to see if someone can read me and peg some of this stuff. I won't give you any hints, and lets see how close you can come. I'd really appreciate someone who knows what they're doing helping me out with this. I was born at 7:30 AM on November 14, 1960.
Thanks!

2006-08-17 19:32:21 · 7 answers · asked by Amy N 4 in Horoscopes

If the remote control is on the other side of the room do you get up to get it or just watch whatever is on T.V. even if it's not any good?

2006-08-17 19:31:13 · 19 answers · asked by RandaBear 2 in Polls & Surveys

It sounds like Sheila E. or at least I thought it was her.

2006-08-17 19:31:02 · 3 answers · asked by pip668 2 in Music

"baby you're all that i want, when you're lying here in ym arms. I'm finding it hard to believe we're in heaven."

2006-08-17 19:30:49 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Last time, we saw this riddle:

Why is it so hard to lift a pencil?
A: Because it's full of lead!

Heheh. I didn't know people still use lead pencils, because everyone got it right! lol. And here is today's riddle:

Why is the Energizer Bunny in jail?

Have fun!

2006-08-17 19:30:12 · 10 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I want to see wheather I certain person close to the top of the leader board will answer this question with a spam list of joke sites because my question contains the keyword 'joke' in it, like he did to 160 questions yesterday?


http://answers.yahoo.com/my/profile;_ylt=AteQY5b_5SI5i3tAl8C9vX_sy6IX?show=AA10084738&link=answer&more=y&cp=1&tp=402

I want to see weather he is a person or a computer program.

Do you think my experiment will work?

2006-08-17 19:29:31 · 14 answers · asked by CELT GIRL 1 in Jokes & Riddles

If you wake up in the morning and your hair still looks ok do you take a shower anyway or say f*ck it and skip the shower...it's just one day.

2006-08-17 19:29:11 · 12 answers · asked by RandaBear 2 in Polls & Surveys

The Taco Bell Chihuahua: Hyper Mexican dog with a craving for Chalupas and Burritos

The Geico Gecko: A Lizard who likes to sell insurance and speaks with a British Accent.

Gadget Hackwrench:Super Genius girl mouse scientist with a passion for making wild unique and quite usefull inventions and formulas.

Who'd win this battle of famous animals. As for me My money is on the pretty blonde mouse girl in the purple jumpsuit

2006-08-17 19:28:00 · 6 answers · asked by gerbil31603 5 in Comics & Animation

sakura and sasuke(naruto)

2006-08-17 19:24:57 · 4 answers · asked by $cherrycute$ 1 in Comics & Animation

2006-08-17 19:23:05 · 4 answers · asked by Mortimer Pratchett 1 in Celebrities

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.

Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him - "very quick."

The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?"

POLE: "JA, JA, acre and half and nice little home."

LAWYER: "No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

POLE: "It made of concrete."

LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"

POLE: "No, we have carport, and not need one."

LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?"

POLE: "All my relations still in Poland."

LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"

POLE: "Ja, we have hi-fidelity stereo set and good DVD player."

LAWYER: Does your wife beat you up?"

POLE: "No, I always up before her."

LAWYER: "Is your wife a big ******?"

POLE: "No, she a little white woman."

LAWYER: "WHY do you want this divorce?"

POLE: "She going to kill me."

LAWYER: "What makes you think that?"

POLE: "I got proof."

LAWYER: "What kind of proof?"

POLE: "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say Polish Remover"

2006-08-17 19:22:40 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

its a trance song when the guys have a party and those both neo and trinity goes inside the room for havin sex,,,, just tell me which is the OST used

2006-08-17 19:22:33 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Why do I hate him so much? I want to tie his moustache to his a$$ hair and kick him down the street. And when I'm waiting for King of the Hill I see the end of his show and every time he does this kiss his two fingers and do a little peace sign because he think he's so damn cool! Ahhhh why oh why does he fill me with such rage?!

2006-08-17 19:20:58 · 20 answers · asked by Jenae, TV (tempter of the vile) 5 in Television

Are they blind, sarcastic, or really mean it?

2006-08-17 19:20:54 · 51 answers · asked by ~SSIRREN~ 6 in Polls & Surveys

I'm trying to change a lightbulb and I just can't do it myself?

2006-08-17 19:20:00 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-17 19:19:58 · 9 answers · asked by aaDiva 1 in Polls & Surveys

please state the artist name and the song name. ^^

2006-08-17 19:19:51 · 16 answers · asked by ™ šmïŁê™ 2 in Music

This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a voice from above

"You will live to be 100."

She looked around and didn't see anyone. Again she heard "You will live to be 100."

Boy, she thought to herself, that was the voice of God. I've got 40 more years to live!

So off she went to the plastic surgeon. She got everything fixed from head to toe.

When she left the plastic surgeon's office, she got hit by a bus,died, and went up to heaven.

She said to God "You told me I would live to be 100. I was supposed to have had 40 more years. So how come you let the bus kill me?".

God said: "I didn't recognize you".

2006-08-17 19:19:37 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

They should put these girls in a zoo if there so wild. Tired of sex commercials. Wish they would disappear of the face of the planet. What do you think.

2006-08-17 19:19:22 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-17 19:18:42 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Thanks!..I prefer very early mornings..=)

2006-08-17 19:18:41 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A man took his wife to the Rodeo, and one of the exhibits was "best breeding bulls".

They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year."

The wife poked her husband in the ribs and said, "You only mated 50 times last year."

They walked a little further and saw another pen with a sign that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year."

The wife hit her husband and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."

They walked further and a third pen had a bull with a sign saying, "This bull mated 365 times last year."

Then the wife got even more excited and said, "That's once a day! You could really learn something from this one."

The husband looked at her and said, "Go up and ask him if it was with the same cow every time."

Funeral services will be Wednesday.

2006-08-17 19:17:02 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i am a big fan of rockstar. did anyone else think delana rocked last night when she sang with supernova? any other thoughts on the show?

2006-08-17 19:16:18 · 8 answers · asked by a very happily married woman 3 in Television

2006-08-17 19:16:07 · 4 answers · asked by Flipperone 1 in Television

For a moment...or a lifetime?thanks!

2006-08-17 19:15:43 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles whilst taking a bath.


"Mum," he asked, "are these my brains?"


"Not yet," she replied.

2006-08-17 19:15:39 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I like the names:
Kimberly
Victoria Rose
Evangeline
Olivia Renee
Gabrielle
Jennifer

2006-08-17 19:15:39 · 37 answers · asked by Princess Peach 3 in Celebrities