A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him - "very quick."
The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?"
POLE: "JA, JA, acre and half and nice little home."
LAWYER: "No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
POLE: "It made of concrete."
LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"
POLE: "No, we have carport, and not need one."
LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?"
POLE: "All my relations still in Poland."
LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
POLE: "Ja, we have hi-fidelity stereo set and good DVD player."
LAWYER: Does your wife beat you up?"
POLE: "No, I always up before her."
LAWYER: "Is your wife a big ******?"
POLE: "No, she a little white woman."
LAWYER: "WHY do you want this divorce?"
POLE: "She going to kill me."
LAWYER: "What makes you think that?"
POLE: "I got proof."
LAWYER: "What kind of proof?"
POLE: "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say Polish Remover"
2006-08-17 19:22:40 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROTFL long but nice one :)
makes me smile
thanks
2006-08-17 19:40:57 · answer #1 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In my case, even a pole can laugh at that.
here's another one, an oldy but a goody.
Did you hear about Poland's first nuclear power sub? ya well it sank. Seems water was coming through the screen door.
2006-08-17 20:14:19 · answer #2 · answered by hey_finny 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That is hilarious! Remover, indeed! LOL.
Hmmm......think I'll look around here and see what kinds of remover I have on hand......AHA! Uh,........ gotta go now!
Have a really great weekend, and thanks for all the laughs.
2006-08-18 10:52:33 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's too cute! lol GB
2006-08-17 19:55:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-08-17 19:42:44 · answer #5 · answered by Comfortably Numb™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO haha ♥
2006-08-17 19:36:32 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a-hahahahahahahahaha! I like this one very much!
2006-08-20 01:10:30 · answer #7 · answered by *art blest* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY
2006-08-17 20:13:30 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..nice one..
2006-08-17 19:31:20 · answer #9 · answered by makubex 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omfg i love it!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-17 19:53:12 · answer #10 · answered by BALDILOX 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋