This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a voice from above
"You will live to be 100."
She looked around and didn't see anyone. Again she heard "You will live to be 100."
Boy, she thought to herself, that was the voice of God. I've got 40 more years to live!
So off she went to the plastic surgeon. She got everything fixed from head to toe.
When she left the plastic surgeon's office, she got hit by a bus,died, and went up to heaven.
She said to God "You told me I would live to be 100. I was supposed to have had 40 more years. So how come you let the bus kill me?".
God said: "I didn't recognize you".
2006-08-17 19:19:37 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I really like that one. That sounds about like my luck! lol GB
2006-08-17 19:59:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha poor woman ♥
2006-08-17 19:24:59 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard this before
not as good as your other jokes
nice try though
2006-08-17 19:41:59 · answer #3 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooouu!! LOL. LOL. Now, that was some job!!
2006-08-18 10:56:03 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
messed up but cute
2006-08-17 20:47:25 · answer #5 · answered by *justaboyluver* 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-08-17 19:42:13 · answer #6 · answered by Comfortably Numb™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe, where is that surgeon?
2006-08-20 01:13:44 · answer #7 · answered by *art blest* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-08-17 19:29:48 · answer #8 · answered by crazybrunette1991 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋