A man took his wife to the Rodeo, and one of the exhibits was "best breeding bulls".
They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year."
The wife poked her husband in the ribs and said, "You only mated 50 times last year."
They walked a little further and saw another pen with a sign that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year."
The wife hit her husband and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."
They walked further and a third pen had a bull with a sign saying, "This bull mated 365 times last year."
Then the wife got even more excited and said, "That's once a day! You could really learn something from this one."
The husband looked at her and said, "Go up and ask him if it was with the same cow every time."
Funeral services will be Wednesday.
2006-08-17 19:17:02 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yep, them wild heifers'll get yo' butt killed!
LOL. That's a good one.
2006-08-18 10:59:41 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man's rooster was growing old so he decided to get a new one for the hens. When the new one arrived the old rooster said "Hey pal, i'll give you all the hens if you beat me in a race" The young one said OK.
Old rooster "Since I am older it is only fair if i have a headstart"
The young one said OK.
So the race began with the old one ahead and the young one behind him.
Hearing the commotion the farmer came running, got his gun and shot the young rooster and said "Damn it, this is the tenth GAY rooster t bought this month"
2006-08-18 07:34:17 · answer #2 · answered by king_con 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One!! Heard before........... But i really liked the Funeral Service punchline you added!!! Cool!!!Keep Rocking!
2006-08-18 02:31:11 · answer #3 · answered by nice_libra_guy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO haha clever â¥
2006-08-18 02:24:09 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:) read it before but still makes me laugh
and nice punchline
2006-08-18 02:43:45 · answer #5 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-08-18 02:41:44 · answer #6 · answered by Comfortably Numb™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NICE LIKE THE ADD ON!!
2006-08-18 02:55:17 · answer #7 · answered by BALDILOX 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLL GB
2006-08-18 03:00:56 · answer #8 · answered by Jaded 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..lol..lol..
2006-08-18 02:35:11 · answer #9 · answered by makubex 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋